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UNIVERSE PEOPLE

Started by Triple Zero, October 14, 2009, 02:31:35 PM

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Triple Zero

http://www.universe-people.com/  :lulz:

just wait, the pages auto-refresh after a few seconds. it starts out like a crazy hippie UFO love cult, but then turns into creepy paranoid crazy after a few pages. it takes like 14 refreshes before you get to the real index page--which I didnt explore much, but the intro slides were funny and colourful.
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RFID chips are kinda scary though.

I think its a elaborate hoax hippie site that is made to adress the RFID problem within the batshit crazy community.
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Cramulus

reposted to the free thinker forum

The Good Reverend Roger

Will check this out at home.
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Cain

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Uh oh...I need to post this on TCC.

And done: hxxp://wicca.com/forums/index.php?topic=1678

Cramulus

I love the topic line:

"As far as most normal people are concerned, Paganism may as well be this."

:lulz:


Cain

It just came to me, as I was being told about the DARK PLANET CHIP CONTROL SAUROIDS! that being compared to a saucer cult would likely annoy them.

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This is beautiful and hilarious on so many levels!
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Cramulus

Quote from: Cramulus on October 14, 2009, 04:15:04 PM
reposted to the free thinker forum

update: got this awesome reply:

QuoteWatch Out. These ascended scum will help you but remember that they charge you like a credit card for everything they help you with and everything you ask for. You pay with your energy when living here but the big bonus comes for them at the "Peak Between Fields" (Death). This is where you surrender your remaining energy (Give Your Soul) to the Greater Good of Light. Its a rip off and has been going on for Millions of Years. Spiritual service from guides, Angels, Gods, Devils, Saints, Aliens etc.etc. are all billed directly to your soul.

As I have said before, Light in the inner kingdoms is an addictive drug. Its like substance abuse. Dark energy is exactly the same as light energy. You don't need even the tiniest scrap of it anywhere to have a rich and fulfilling spiritual lifestyle. In fact, light creates a barrier between you and your parallel existence. With all your parallel energy you are a creative force, a real player in the universe at large.

The light beings want to separate us from our cosmic inheritance and substitute it with a matrix drug they call salvation. They steer us there because they have been steered there, they were tricked, they were rewarded with power and knowledge, but they fully surrended their intent to that of the light. They can do this to you by separating one of your parallel lives from the collective parallel form. This makes us incomplete in a strange way. When you die you want to be in tip top shape with a healthy soul complete in all its fields. When you live, go to those parallel lives and make sure they are doing OK. Take the time to heal and love them. We don't need Gods or ascended masters, we need each other and ourselves , Now !

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Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Cramulus on October 19, 2009, 04:21:01 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 14, 2009, 04:15:04 PM
reposted to the free thinker forum

update: got this awesome reply:

QuoteWatch Out. These ascended scum will help you but remember that they charge you like a credit card for everything they help you with and everything you ask for. You pay with your energy when living here but the big bonus comes for them at the "Peak Between Fields" (Death). This is where you surrender your remaining energy (Give Your Soul) to the Greater Good of Light. Its a rip off and has been going on for Millions of Years. Spiritual service from guides, Angels, Gods, Devils, Saints, Aliens etc.etc. are all billed directly to your soul.

As I have said before, Light in the inner kingdoms is an addictive drug. Its like substance abuse. Dark energy is exactly the same as light energy. You don't need even the tiniest scrap of it anywhere to have a rich and fulfilling spiritual lifestyle. In fact, light creates a barrier between you and your parallel existence. With all your parallel energy you are a creative force, a real player in the universe at large.

The light beings want to separate us from our cosmic inheritance and substitute it with a matrix drug they call salvation. They steer us there because they have been steered there, they were tricked, they were rewarded with power and knowledge, but they fully surrended their intent to that of the light. They can do this to you by separating one of your parallel lives from the collective parallel form. This makes us incomplete in a strange way. When you die you want to be in tip top shape with a healthy soul complete in all its fields. When you live, go to those parallel lives and make sure they are doing OK. Take the time to heal and love them. We don't need Gods or ascended masters, we need each other and ourselves , Now !

That's amazing. :lulz:

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