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SORRY INTERRACIAL COUPLES! CAN'T GET MARRIED!

Started by Dysnomia, October 16, 2009, 10:12:00 PM

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Dysnomia

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091016/ap_on_re_us/us_interracial_rebuff

QuoteNEW ORLEANS – Two civil and constitutional rights organizations called on a Louisiana justice of the peace to resign Friday after he refused to marry an interracial couple, saying any children the couple might have would suffer.



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It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

Give it time man, the civil war just ended and people in the south are just going to have to adju... wait... oh, it's 2009?

Huh, that's pretty fucked.

Also, can we get a panel of scientists to explain to this guy that marriage is not part of the ability to procreate?

Requia ☣

Nobody but dirty liberals and Atheists have sex outside of major, clearly.  Just ask Sarah Palin.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysnomia

It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

Fuck that, let's make this the best thread EVER!

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ




Lies

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!


Dysnomia

It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Bruno

Formerly something else...

Shibboleet The Annihilator