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Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
« Reply #30 on: October 29, 2009, 03:29:36 am »
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Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
« Reply #31 on: October 29, 2009, 07:40:58 am »
66. Michael Boltman
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Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
« Reply #32 on: October 29, 2009, 10:25:41 am »
Gnome Chompski
Paris Hiton
Thom Porke


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« Reply #33 on: October 29, 2009, 02:01:24 pm »
70. Batsman and Rodman
71. Superbman
72. Wondered Woman
73. Wolfverine
74. Magento
75. Helloboy
76. Horror fiction writer, Stephen Ping
77. Andrew Lloyd Webster
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« Reply #34 on: October 29, 2009, 02:53:47 pm »
Badman and Robbin'
The Inedible Sulk
The Sliver Sulfur
Seethen Bing
Kneel Gayman
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Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
« Reply #35 on: October 30, 2009, 05:26:00 pm »
84. Michael Bolton.

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Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
« Reply #36 on: October 31, 2009, 09:14:07 pm »
84. Michael Bolton.

wait, didn't you already post that one?
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Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
« Reply #37 on: November 01, 2009, 12:14:07 am »
84. Michael Bolton.

wait, didn't you already post that one?

Take a look at TOA's posts in this thread.


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Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
« Reply #38 on: November 01, 2009, 01:13:56 am »
84. Michael Bolton.

wait, didn't you already post that one?

Take a look at TOA's posts in this thread.

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Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
« Reply #39 on: November 01, 2009, 04:40:41 pm »
84. Michael Bolton.

wait, didn't you already post that one?

Take a look at TOA's posts in this thread.

Yeah, he did!

He did already post that one, I knew it.
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Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
« Reply #40 on: November 01, 2009, 05:23:41 pm »
85. Michael Bolton.

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Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
« Reply #41 on: November 04, 2009, 07:37:52 pm »
86. Janice Joshin
87. Al Jostlin'
88. Al Joker
89. Clit Plume
90. Cryin' Williams

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Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
« Reply #42 on: November 05, 2009, 02:51:30 am »
91. Mich---

Seriously, hasn't anybody got this joke yet?

The guy in Office Space was named Michael Bolton. That guy is kinda famous just for being named Michael Bolton.

So, if being named Michael Bolton got him famous, why shouldn't every celebrity change their name to Michael Bolton?

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Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
« Reply #43 on: November 05, 2009, 02:34:19 pm »
Which of the guys in Office Space? (too lazy to look it up)

Also, I want expecting there would be a point at all :)
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« Reply #44 on: November 05, 2009, 02:40:51 pm »
Which of the guys in Office Space? (too lazy to look it up)

The one named Michael Bolton... I think.

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