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Alternate Celebrity Names

Started by LHX, October 17, 2009, 03:15:15 AM

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Quote from: Cramulus on October 29, 2009, 02:08:33 AM
60. Claus Gnomi
61. An American Werewolf in Harvey Dangerfield
62. Banging a Metal Pot With a Spoon Cruise
63. Tony! Toni! Toné! Danza
64. om nom chomsky



:lulz: Holy shit, something in this thread made me laugh!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LHX

neat hell

Rococo Modem Basilisk

Gnome Chompski
Paris Hiton
Thom Porke


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

LHX

70. Batsman and Rodman
71. Superbman
72. Wondered Woman
73. Wolfverine
74. Magento
75. Helloboy
76. Horror fiction writer, Stephen Ping
77. Andrew Lloyd Webster
neat hell

Rococo Modem Basilisk

Badman and Robbin'
The Inedible Sulk
The Sliver Sulfur
Seethen Bing
Kneel Gayman
Warn Else's


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

the other anonymous


Triple Zero

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Rococo Modem Basilisk



I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

the other anonymous

Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on November 01, 2009, 12:14:07 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 31, 2009, 09:14:07 PM
Quote from: the other anonymous on October 30, 2009, 05:26:00 PM
84. Michael Bolton.

wait, didn't you already post that one?

Take a look at TOA's posts in this thread.

Someday, someone will get the joke...

-toa,
if there is one...

Triple Zero

Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on November 01, 2009, 12:14:07 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 31, 2009, 09:14:07 PM
Quote from: the other anonymous on October 30, 2009, 05:26:00 PM
84. Michael Bolton.

wait, didn't you already post that one?

Take a look at TOA's posts in this thread.

Yeah, he did!

He did already post that one, I knew it.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

the other anonymous

85. Michael Bolton.

-toa,
accidental thread jack

Jenne

86. Janice Joshin
87. Al Jostlin'
88. Al Joker
89. Clit Plume
90. Cryin' Williams

the other anonymous

91. Mich---

Seriously, hasn't anybody got this joke yet?

The guy in Office Space was named Michael Bolton. That guy is kinda famous just for being named Michael Bolton.

So, if being named Michael Bolton got him famous, why shouldn't every celebrity change their name to Michael Bolton?

-tomb,
the other michael bolton

Triple Zero

Which of the guys in Office Space? (too lazy to look it up)

Also, I want expecting there would be a point at all :)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

the other anonymous

Quote from: Triple Zero on November 05, 2009, 02:34:19 PM
Which of the guys in Office Space? (too lazy to look it up)

The one named Michael Bolton... I think.

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Also, I want expecting there would be a point at all :)

I'm full of surprises. :D

-toa,
tact