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Suu's day in a real corset...Or...how to re-learn how to breathe and move.

Started by Suu, October 19, 2009, 07:10:08 PM

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October 19, 2009, 07:10:08 PM Last Edit: October 19, 2009, 07:47:18 PM by Suu




This really IS an effective way to make your waistline smaller. The idea of food right now makes me want to throw up.  :lulz:

It also managed to push all of the fat from my stomach into my FUPA, so now I have a SUPA FUPA. Gross.

Oh well, I do this shit for science. In 4 months after wearing this every day I should be able to close it.

Also: Slouching in a computer chair = Don't even try it. I don't think I could get back up if I tried.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Dysnomia

#1
October 19, 2009, 07:19:02 PM
 :fap: :fap:

To be honest, some part of me wishes those were still fashionable to wear as undergarments (read: not as lingere, but as liek rly rl underwear)

Then the other part of me bitchslaps the other part and reminds it being able to breathe is good.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Suu

#2
October 19, 2009, 07:22:09 PM
Here it is with a shirt over it, check out my Victorian badonkadonk!:



I think it's starting to break my ribs already.

OH LAWD! It's not even laced that tight yet!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Dysnomia

#3
October 19, 2009, 07:26:35 PM
Did you make it?  Or did you buy?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Suu

#4
October 19, 2009, 07:35:27 PM
I bought it.  I don't have the patience needed for period corsetry, and this thing is no joke. 26 spiral stays, steel busk, and 4 steel bars in the back along the ties. This thing has the power to squeeze mountains in half.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#5
October 19, 2009, 07:46:36 PM
Okay, wearing my hoodie now over all my layers. I'm feeling a lot of pressure on my lower ribs. I think I may need to take it off and adjust the laces, because I don't really feel like deliberately breaking my ribs for a figure.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#6
October 19, 2009, 07:50:33 PM
I understand the pain, and I appreciate the effort...




DAAAAAYYYYUUUMMM...




From where I'm sitting, it's worth the effort.

LMNO
-if I stand up, I'll knock over my co-worker's coffee cup-- in the next cubicle over.

Dysnomia

#7
October 19, 2009, 07:53:15 PM
pffft non-broken ribs are for pansies!



Where did you buy?  I sorta want one too now
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Suu

#8
October 19, 2009, 07:57:15 PM
www.timeless-trends.com

Probably the most affordable REAL corset you can get on the market.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
October 19, 2009, 07:57:54 PM
Kidney failure ITT.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#10
October 19, 2009, 08:00:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 19, 2009, 07:57:54 PM
Kidney failure ITT.

It's not laced THAT tight. I'm not stupid. I have it tight enough to make a difference and be supportive, but not cut any organs in half. I have to squeeze the air out of my intestines first before I can actually start pulling in my waist.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#11
October 19, 2009, 08:01:47 PM
Dammit, you need to record those farts.

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
October 19, 2009, 08:02:45 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 19, 2009, 08:00:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 19, 2009, 07:57:54 PM
Kidney failure ITT.

I have to squeeze the air out of my intestines first before I can actually start pulling in my waist.

:fap:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysnomia

#13
October 19, 2009, 08:04:13 PM
FAPPITY FAPFAP


IMA BUY ONE OF THESE CORSETS



My manwhore is going to be so happy lol
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Suu

#14
October 19, 2009, 08:07:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 19, 2009, 08:01:47 PM
Dammit, you need to record those farts.

I'm not exactly sure what to expect. But I'm sure it should be AWESOME.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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