The Short Road To Freedom

[Triple Zero]

Roomies left a note for me this morning that said they had to go get blood drawn and were going to do some shopping.

Me: So do you guys got AIDS or something?

C: ...No, we're diabetic.

Me: You mean you SHOOT YOURSELVES UP ON INSULINE??? IN FRONT OF CHILDREN?!!!

fixd.

[Suu]

I don't think they understand the seriousness of being diabetic. Remember, it's not the disease, it's the PEOPLE.

[0]

There's always meth.

[Suu]

That may or may not be an improvement.

[0]

and if you can't get meth, there's always my favorite game: "Let's drink what we find under the sink".

[Suu]

Holy shit. Minimum wage for servers in VT is $3.91 an hour, that's a buck more than RI!

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yep.

[Suu]

Roommate used my computer today to load songs onto her phone since I have PC and she has a Mac. I DID say she could use it, I just assumed I would be able to supervise her in the process.

...I was at work when she did this. I wasn't home, and she touched my fucking computer.

THIS IS FUCKING WAR. AFTER HERBERT NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY TOUCHES MY COMPUTER WITHOUT ME STANDING OVER YOUR SHOULDER.

[Cait M. R.]

Roommate used my computer today to load songs onto her phone since I have PC and she has a Mac. I DID say she could use it, I just assumed I would be able to supervise her in the process.

...I was at work when she did this. I wasn't home, and she touched my fucking computer.

THIS IS FUCKING WAR. AFTER HERBERT NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY TOUCHES MY COMPUTER WITHOUT ME STANDING OVER YOUR SHOULDER.

I know exactly what I would do at about midnight if that happened to me: I would bludgeon that stupid motherfucker to death with my keyboard while they were busy sleeping.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Holy shit. Minimum wage for servers in VT is $3.91 an hour, that's a buck more than RI!

JESUS CHRIST

I always forget about the server minimum that other states have. Oregon doesn't have a special server minimum, it's just the regular minimum which is, I don't know, $8.40 or something. That's probably why server jobs are so sought-after here.

[Suu]

They're trying to abolish it. However, my current restaurant couldn't afford to pay for it anyway.

[Suu]

Regarding the SCA feast that was yesterday in which I prodded Richter and Herbert to bring me food back from...

J:  Hey, how were the leftovers you were so eager to have?

Me: Awesome, as always.

J: What was the feast this year?

Me: Same as always...

J: Wait, same as always? You mean it never changes?

Me: ...No, it's Barony Beyond the Mountain tradition for like 20 years, Salamallah starte-...[cut off]

J: Well then I'm never going back, the food last year sucked. *walks away*

Me:



And then he wonders why he's still not a damn cooking laurel. What he said was just high SCA food treason in my book, and I'm not even a cook!

DO NEVER DIS THE SIMPLEFARE. EVER.

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Got an E-mail from the female crazy saying she'd been looking at room rates in the area and if i'd be free some weekend for them to come up and visit.

NO.

[Kai]

Holy shit guys. Get the hell away from the creepy stalkers.

GS, you need to tell this person that she is a creepy stalker and that she should cut it the fuck out.

[LMNO]

Roommate used my computer today to load songs onto her phone since I have PC and she has a Mac. I DID say she could use it, I just assumed I would be able to supervise her in the process.

...I was at work when she did this. I wasn't home, and she touched my fucking computer.

THIS IS FUCKING WAR. AFTER HERBERT NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY TOUCHES MY COMPUTER WITHOUT ME STANDING OVER YOUR SHOULDER.

The fact that you don't have your computer password-locked is passing strange.