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Started by 0, October 19, 2009, 09:44:14 PM

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Suu

#210
November 23, 2009, 08:52:10 PM
Well, I DO live here, the least I could do is sweep the stairs. Lol.

Also, I'm going to present them with receipts of when I buy dinner at work. I rarely eat a sizable breakfast or lunch and when I work nights I don't eat dinner here, so I feel entitled to make sure I don't have to pay for as many groceries or utilities when we square up.

Sure, I'll get the, "You don't HAVE to eat dinner at work..." But I get an employee discount, and $4 a meal pretty average for feeding someone anyway, unless you live off of ramen, and I know I can get better food at work than I can here most of the time.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#211
November 23, 2009, 08:55:36 PM
NO AM NOT MAKING MACARONI AND CHEESE.

FUCK YOU.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#212
November 23, 2009, 08:56:32 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 23, 2009, 08:52:10 PM
Well, I DO live here, the least I could do is sweep the stairs. Lol.

Not the point.  She's being shrewish intentionally, because she's after your guy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#213
November 23, 2009, 09:15:38 PM
Blargh.

If she asks me to make macaroni and cheese again, I'm going to tell her to pick up some Kraft, because after the way her husband treated me the last time, they're lucky I didn't throw the hot Pyrex at his face.

Also, I don't have 2 hours to babysit the stuff. I have fencing practice at 7.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#214
November 24, 2009, 12:45:37 PM
Just say, "I'm making what I'm making; if you want to join me, I will make enough to share.  I am not your personal cook.  If you don't want to eat what I'm making, let me know and I will only make enough for myself."

Or, to be less rude, "look, I'm really busy these days, so I'm just going to make something quick and get out of here.  I'll be out of your way in 15 minutes so you can make what you want."

The Good Reverend Roger

#215
November 24, 2009, 01:42:48 PM
Or how about "YOU WANNA EAT?  EAT THIS!"  and start shoving raw Crisco down her throat.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#216
November 24, 2009, 02:34:35 PM
I don't cook anymore for them. Ever. They can ask all they want, and I will remind them that since J felt so inclined to bitch about my massive, 2 hour long macaroni and cheese extravaganza behind my back and then cook other food without asking me FIRST if I could balance out the meal a bit, I was fucking insulted, and they'll be lucky if they get belt soup from me anytime soon.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

0

#217
November 24, 2009, 08:57:57 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 24, 2009, 02:34:35 PM
I don't cook anymore for them. Ever. They can ask all they want, and I will remind them that since J felt so inclined to bitch about my massive, 2 hour long macaroni and cheese extravaganza behind my back and then cook other food without asking me FIRST if I could balance out the meal a bit, I was fucking insulted, and they'll be lucky if they get belt soup from me anytime soon.

mmmmm...belt soup goooooooooooood!

http://rwapplewannabe.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/gresca-onion-soup.jpg

0

#218
November 24, 2009, 08:59:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2009, 01:42:48 PM
Or how about "YOU WANNA EAT?  EAT THIS!"  and start shoving raw Crisco down her throat.


HAHAHAHAHA....

I just had a mental image of Roger storming into our house and doing this.

Hey, if you want to, there's a case of MD2020 and a carton of kools in it for you.

Suu

#219
November 25, 2009, 04:46:22 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on November 24, 2009, 08:59:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2009, 01:42:48 PM
Or how about "YOU WANNA EAT?  EAT THIS!"  and start shoving raw Crisco down her throat.


HAHAHAHAHA....

I just had a mental image of Roger storming into our house and doing this.

Hey, if you want to, there's a case of MD2020 and a carton of kools in it for you.

STEEL RESERVE.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#220
November 25, 2009, 04:02:44 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on November 24, 2009, 08:59:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2009, 01:42:48 PM
Or how about "YOU WANNA EAT?  EAT THIS!"  and start shoving raw Crisco down her throat.


HAHAHAHAHA....

I just had a mental image of Roger storming into our house and doing this.

Hey, if you want to, there's a case of MD2020 and a carton of kools in it for you.

I can't have that stuff, but I might consider it for a properly done pork shoulder.

We can't cook food properly, up here.  Water boils at too low of a temperature.  It's not as bad as Denver, where everything tastes like gruel made with no salt, but it isn't right, either.

Every man has his price, and now you know mine.  Throw in a hoochie mama (quality is not a concern), and I'll do it wearing nothing but engineer boots and a silly grin.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#221
November 25, 2009, 04:10:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 04:02:44 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on November 24, 2009, 08:59:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2009, 01:42:48 PM
Or how about "YOU WANNA EAT?  EAT THIS!"  and start shoving raw Crisco down her throat.


HAHAHAHAHA....

I just had a mental image of Roger storming into our house and doing this.

Hey, if you want to, there's a case of MD2020 and a carton of kools in it for you.

I can't have that stuff, but I might consider it for a properly done pork shoulder.

We can't cook food properly, up here.  Water boils at too low of a temperature.  It's not as bad as Denver, where everything tastes like gruel made with no salt, but it isn't right, either.

Every man has his price, and now you know mine.  Throw in a hoochie mama (quality is not a concern), and I'll do it wearing nothing but engineer boots and a silly grin.

Done.

I may have some difficulty convincing Herbert to make the pork shoulder, but we have ways of making him cook.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#222
November 25, 2009, 04:11:35 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 25, 2009, 04:10:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 04:02:44 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on November 24, 2009, 08:59:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2009, 01:42:48 PM
Or how about "YOU WANNA EAT?  EAT THIS!"  and start shoving raw Crisco down her throat.


HAHAHAHAHA....

I just had a mental image of Roger storming into our house and doing this.

Hey, if you want to, there's a case of MD2020 and a carton of kools in it for you.

I can't have that stuff, but I might consider it for a properly done pork shoulder.

We can't cook food properly, up here.  Water boils at too low of a temperature.  It's not as bad as Denver, where everything tastes like gruel made with no salt, but it isn't right, either.

Every man has his price, and now you know mine.  Throw in a hoochie mama (quality is not a concern), and I'll do it wearing nothing but engineer boots and a silly grin.

Done.

I may have some difficulty convincing Herbert to make the pork shoulder, but we have ways of making him cook.

If he refuses, tell him that I will in that case use him as a condom while dealing with said hoochie mama.

TGRR,
Knows how to deal with these pretty boys.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#223
November 25, 2009, 04:13:47 PM
I don't know about that. He's probably carrying more diseases at this point than the hoochie.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#224
November 25, 2009, 04:20:58 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 25, 2009, 04:13:47 PM
I don't know about that. He's probably carrying more diseases at this point than the hoochie.

Then you need to find filthier hoochies.  In my condition, I consider Courtney Love and Pamela Anderson to be insufficiently dirty for my base and disgusting desires.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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