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LMNO

#225
November 25, 2009, 04:21:43 PM
Anybody got Tila Tequila's number?

The Good Reverend Roger

#226
November 25, 2009, 04:22:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 25, 2009, 04:21:43 PM
Anybody got Tila Tequila's number?

NOT ENOUGH!  TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE WALL!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#227
November 25, 2009, 04:23:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 04:20:58 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 25, 2009, 04:13:47 PM
I don't know about that. He's probably carrying more diseases at this point than the hoochie.

Then you need to find filthier hoochies.  In my condition, I consider Courtney Love and Pamela Anderson to be insufficiently dirty for my base and disgusting desires.

CHINATOWN BOSTON HERE WE COME
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#228
November 25, 2009, 04:26:57 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 25, 2009, 04:23:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 04:20:58 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 25, 2009, 04:13:47 PM
I don't know about that. He's probably carrying more diseases at this point than the hoochie.

Then you need to find filthier hoochies.  In my condition, I consider Courtney Love and Pamela Anderson to be insufficiently dirty for my base and disgusting desires.

CHINATOWN BOSTON HERE WE COME

FUCK YEAH. 

They'll never know what hit them.  I have gone entirely too long, and become a hazard to the general public.

TGRR,
Has broken the "Bea barrier".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#229
November 25, 2009, 09:02:11 PM
They're GONE!

Hot damn they're gone!



Electronic music is going on...and I'm testing that Jim Bean for consistency before baking.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#230
November 29, 2009, 03:36:13 PM
While I was at work yesterday she called here at GS's parents house. GS's father answered...and proceeded to give her a piece of his mind for a half hour.

She called and left messages on both of our phones this morning sounding like she was up crying all night. I bet J is in a GREAT mood.

Plan B and Plan C are going into effect tonight in the event I'm kicked to the curb. Which wouldn't be very nice as I have a minor sprained ankle. I mean, I wouldn't want it to get WORSE suddenly and then the police called...
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

0

#231
November 30, 2009, 12:36:16 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 29, 2009, 03:36:13 PM
While I was at work yesterday she called here at GS's parents house. GS's father answered...and proceeded to give her a piece of his mind for a half hour.


THIS



is where I get my temper from.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#232
November 30, 2009, 08:05:26 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 29, 2009, 03:36:13 PM
While I was at work yesterday she called here at GS's parents house. GS's father answered...and proceeded to give her a piece of his mind for a half hour.

She called and left messages on both of our phones this morning sounding like she was up crying all night. I bet J is in a GREAT mood.

Plan B and Plan C are going into effect tonight in the event I'm kicked to the curb. Which wouldn't be very nice as I have a minor sprained ankle. I mean, I wouldn't want it to get WORSE suddenly and then the police called...

This level of housemate drama is just fucking unreal. Why did she call GS' dad? WTF??? And why did she call both of you this morning? What did she say? That's just weird.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#233
November 30, 2009, 10:16:32 PM
I'm assuming she called GS's dad looking for GS, she left a message on both of our phones about what we were doing yesterday, to which I responded with "GS already left for the day", which then followed the, "you suck" message I got from her.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#234
December 01, 2009, 09:52:04 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 30, 2009, 10:16:32 PM
I'm assuming she called GS's dad looking for GS, she left a message on both of our phones about what we were doing yesterday, to which I responded with "GS already left for the day", which then followed the, "you suck" message I got from her.

That's psychotic and completely not OK.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#235
December 01, 2009, 09:55:16 PM
You should give me her phone number. I will start texting her asking about GS. It'll be creepy and bug the crap out of her.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#236
December 01, 2009, 10:23:14 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 01, 2009, 09:55:16 PM
You should give me her phone number. I will start texting her asking about GS. It'll be creepy and bug the crap out of her.


Same here.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

0

#237
December 01, 2009, 10:25:57 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 01, 2009, 09:52:04 PM

That's psychotic and completely not OK.

So am I.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#238
December 02, 2009, 02:42:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2009, 10:23:14 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 01, 2009, 09:55:16 PM
You should give me her phone number. I will start texting her asking about GS. It'll be creepy and bug the crap out of her.


Same here.

DO IT SUU

WE CAN HELP

WE ARE THE FIX-IT PEOPLE.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Iason Ouabache

#239
December 02, 2009, 02:45:43 AM
*ahem*

Oh my! Look what I just dropped.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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