If this thread reaches 50 posts by Friday, I will shave my goatee off by Sunday.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

EVERY TIME I SEE THE WORD GOATEE I SEE GOATSEE!!!

I have a passionate loathing for goatsee. A very attractive man can pull one off...

[East Coast Hustle]

I mean, either you can grow a goatee but not a beard (in which case I hope high school is going well for you) or you can grow a goatee AND a beard, in which case there's hardly an excuse not to do so.

[Eater of Clowns]

But I have to have a goatee.  Clean shaven I look too much like circa 1988 Hugh Laurie.  Observe:

[East Coast Hustle]

YOU'RE RISKING A RAZOR'S LIFE!!!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I don't think I've ever seen Goatee!Roger. O.o Also, 

[Don Coyote]

I mean, either you can grow a goatee but not a beard (in which case I hope high school is going well for you) or you can grow a goatee AND a beard, in which case there's hardly an excuse not to do so.

Sorry that my facial hair growth patterns preclude me from growing a full and manly beard.
ASSHOLE







Coyote, hasn't been able to attempt to grow a beard in nearly four years so his data may be outdated.

[AFK]

I mean, either you can grow a goatee but not a beard (in which case I hope high school is going well for you) or you can grow a goatee AND a beard, in which case there's hardly an excuse not to do so.

There's a pretty good reason not to if your wife/significant other is particularly ticklish down south. 

[East Coast Hustle]

well yeah, I meant that if you're going to grow facial hair at all, why half-ass it?

[Luna]

I mean, either you can grow a goatee but not a beard (in which case I hope high school is going well for you) or you can grow a goatee AND a beard, in which case there's hardly an excuse not to do so.

There's a pretty good reason not to if your wife/significant other is particularly ticklish down south. 

I...

Um...

Shutting up.  Nevermind.

I'll be in my bunk.