ITT: Choose what bridge Suu is going to jump off of...

[Suu]

Just cause these are the most local ones. I am however, open to suggestions.

[LMNO]

Poll invalid due to a lack of "Tarabathia" option.

[Suu]

Fuck that. My budget of travel is limited to as far west as Fall River and as far North as Boston.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I am however, open to suggestions.

Throw room mates off of bridges, eat steak.

[Suu]

I am however, open to suggestions.

Throw room mates off of bridges, eat steak.

My brother wants to come up and kill them.

I can't WAIT for this.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I am however, open to suggestions.

Throw room mates off of bridges, eat steak.

My brother wants to come up and kill them.

I can't WAIT for this.

If you chop them up a bit, you could throw them off of ALL of the bridges.

[Suu]

I am however, open to suggestions.

Throw room mates off of bridges, eat steak.

My brother wants to come up and kill them.

I can't WAIT for this.

If you chop them up a bit, you could throw them off of ALL of the bridges.

My brother bases his expertise on the Sopranos episode in which they kill Ralphie.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I am however, open to suggestions.

Throw room mates off of bridges, eat steak.

My brother wants to come up and kill them.

I can't WAIT for this.

If you chop them up a bit, you could throw them off of ALL of the bridges.

My brother bases his expertise on the Sopranos episode in which they kill Ralphie.

TGRR,
Has never seen the show.

[Suu]

I am however, open to suggestions.

Throw room mates off of bridges, eat steak.

My brother wants to come up and kill them.

I can't WAIT for this.

If you chop them up a bit, you could throw them off of ALL of the bridges.

My brother bases his expertise on the Sopranos episode in which they kill Ralphie.

TGRR,
Has never seen the show.

They chopped him into bits in the bathtub. Soaked what was left in bleach, threw the bag of body parts with weights into the river and buried his head in some farm.

[Iason Ouabache]

I chose Mt. Hope because I'm a big fan of irony.

[Suu]

I chose Mt. Hope because I'm a big fan of irony.

The Mt. Hope is one of the only bridges that I've crossed that scare the living fuck out of me. It's 2 lanes, really high, and really old.

Also, there are no mountains in Rhode Island to name ANYTHING Mt. 

[LMNO]

[Suu]

Someone had to go there.

[LMNO]

Glad I could be the obvious one.

[Eater of Clowns]

If you're going to jump off a bridge, make it that stupid Fall River one and make it look like it was because of those goddamn barriers they haven't moved in 6 fucking years.

Or you could just float over to NB and I'll buy you a beer, because, well, this shit sucks.

Have you ever listened to the Johnny Cash cover?  It's Rick Rubin produced and backed up by Fiona Apple.  Another FUCK YES on an entire FUCK YES album.