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Puppy Chow is the Devil

Started by SpazztheCelestial, October 24, 2009, 02:29:09 PM

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SpazztheCelestial

October 24, 2009, 02:29:09 PM
I screwed up and let my dog get pregnant,so now I have 5 puppies in my house. It's been raining continuously for the past 2 weeks.

How can 6 ounces of puppy chow produce 5 fucking pounds of dog shit?

Spazz-Professional Poop Scooper
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.-George Carlin

Cramulus

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October 24, 2009, 02:53:11 PM
           It's a miracle!
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SpazztheCelestial

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October 24, 2009, 03:29:51 PM
Oh, I forgot. Would anyone like a larval hell hound puppy? They're very cute. They don't crap much and only on the floor.  Pics here.   

http://www.flickr.com/photos/80324818@N00/46539187/
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.-George Carlin

Herbertina Merrique V

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October 24, 2009, 03:41:04 PM
Quote from: SpazztheCelestial on October 24, 2009, 03:29:51 PM
Oh, I forgot. Would anyone like a larval hell hound puppy? They're very cute. They don't crap much and only on the floor.  Pics here.   

http://www.flickr.com/photos/80324818@N00/46539187/

SEND ONE TO FINLAND PLZ

I recently found out my roommate's been using my toothpaste all along, so I thought I could replace the stuff with dog shit.
THE MORALE WILL CONTINUE UNTIL DISCORDIANS IMPROVE

Ask me anything. Or else.

SpazztheCelestial

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October 24, 2009, 03:50:48 PM
Quote from: Herbertina Merrique V on October 24, 2009, 03:41:04 PM
Quote from: SpazztheCelestial on October 24, 2009, 03:29:51 PM
Oh, I forgot. Would anyone like a larval hell hound puppy? They're very cute. They don't crap much and only on the floor.  Pics here.   

http://www.flickr.com/photos/80324818@N00/46539187/

SEND ONE TO FINLAND PLZ

I recently found out my roommate's been using my toothpaste all along, so I thought I could replace the stuff with dog shit.


Done. Thanks! Anyone else? Only four left.
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.-George Carlin

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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October 24, 2009, 06:43:32 PM
PUPPY PICS PLS
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

SpazztheCelestial

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October 24, 2009, 06:51:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 24, 2009, 06:43:32 PM
PUPPY PICS PLS


Here you go.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/80324818@N00/46539187/

I do have real pics, but I can't find the function to let me post them. I bought some extra IQ points at Wal Mart yesterday, but haven't installed them yet. Sry.

Spazz
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.-George Carlin

Cramulus

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October 24, 2009, 06:52:41 PM
My new puppies!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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October 24, 2009, 06:54:15 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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