Horrormirth for RWHN

[BabylonHoruv]

Hey, if you have never read the story "Season's greetings to our friends and family!!!" BY David Sedaris from the book barrel fever I heartily reccomend it.  Brilliant horrormirth featuring a lovely use of punnage.

Of course I could not violate copyright laws by copying it into this thread, but if someone were to PM me I might know someone who might do such a thing.

All of Sedaris' stuff is top shelf horrormirth, but that particular story stands out for the perfect placement of a pun.

[AFK]

Yeah, I really don't like to read in my spare time.  I do enough of that for work.  At home I just drink beer, smoke pot, and sell drugs and throw things at my wife. 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

[AFK]

Don't worry.  She throws back.  I think she was a softball player when she was younger.