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So, Squid, I finally dealt with that fucking engineer.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 26, 2009, 06:08:22 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

October 26, 2009, 06:08:22 PM
I had entirely enough of his shit, and I opened my mouth and let him see the real Roger for a moment or two...In the process violating 4 articles of the corporate code of conduct, and 3 state laws.  He's kind of freaked out, and he already ran to the boss.  Of course I denied everything, but my boss doesn't believe me.  Fortunately, without some form of evidence, it's he said-she said.

Why must they step, Squid?  Why can't they just do their fucking job, and leave me alone?  Why does everyone want to play maintenance supervisor?  Why can't I kill them just by wanting it badly enough?

On the down side, I am ruined for the day; I will get nothing else done.  On the plus side, Mike thinks I'm Hannibal Lecter, and won't come out of his office.  With any luck at all, I've triggered his loose bowel problem, and he'll have to go home to change.  For a week.

I probably shouldn't do that again any time soon, though.  Not sure I'm going to have to.



" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#1
October 26, 2009, 07:15:51 PM
You mean you took your mask off at work? Human Resources will be pulling their hair out for weeks.

Richter

#2
October 26, 2009, 07:19:39 PM
At some point, you're doing them a favor.

Eventually they'll ahve repalced enough trousers and cycled through all the delusions they can muster.  After that, they'll either be a funcitonal, coping biped, or comatose. 

Improvement either way, really.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#3
October 26, 2009, 07:21:20 PM
Quote from: Cainad on October 26, 2009, 07:15:51 PM
You mean you took your mask off at work? Human Resources will be pulling their hair out for weeks.

Yes, but it was worth it, just to see his face go from arrogance to shock, disgust, and terror all at once.

I now need to be extra careful not to do that to anyone else.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
October 26, 2009, 07:22:08 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 26, 2009, 07:19:39 PM
At some point, you're doing them a favor.

Eventually they'll ahve repalced enough trousers and cycled through all the delusions they can muster.  After that, they'll either be a funcitonal, coping biped, or comatose. 

Improvement either way, really.

Yes, I like to help people.

TGRR,
Curing megalomania since, oh, an hour ago.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
October 26, 2009, 11:32:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2009, 07:21:20 PM
Quote from: Cainad on October 26, 2009, 07:15:51 PM
You mean you took your mask off at work? Human Resources will be pulling their hair out for weeks.

Yes, but it was worth it, just to see his face go from arrogance to shock, disgust, and terror all at once.

I now need to be extra careful not to do that to everyanyone else.

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#6
October 27, 2009, 04:36:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2009, 06:08:22 PM
I had entirely enough of his shit, and I opened my mouth and let him see the real Roger for a moment or two...In the process violating 4 articles of the corporate code of conduct, and 3 state laws.  He's kind of freaked out, and he already ran to the boss.  Of course I denied everything, but my boss doesn't believe me.  Fortunately, without some form of evidence, it's he said-she said.

Why must they step, Squid?  Why can't they just do their fucking job, and leave me alone?  Why does everyone want to play maintenance supervisor?  Why can't I kill them just by wanting it badly enough?

On the down side, I am ruined for the day; I will get nothing else done.  On the plus side, Mike thinks I'm Hannibal Lecter, and won't come out of his office.  With any luck at all, I've triggered his loose bowel problem, and he'll have to go home to change.  For a week.

I probably shouldn't do that again any time soon, though.  Not sure I'm going to have to.

Please tell me more about the engineer.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#7
October 27, 2009, 04:44:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2009, 06:08:22 PM
I had entirely enough of his shit, and I opened my mouth and let him see the real Roger for a moment or two...In the process violating 4 articles of the corporate code of conduct, and 3 state laws.  He's kind of freaked out, and he already ran to the boss.  Of course I denied everything, but my boss doesn't believe me.  Fortunately, without some form of evidence, it's he said-she said.

Why must they step, Squid?  Why can't they just do their fucking job, and leave me alone?  Why does everyone want to play maintenance supervisor?  Why can't I kill them just by wanting it badly enough?

On the down side, I am ruined for the day; I will get nothing else done.  On the plus side, Mike thinks I'm Hannibal Lecter, and won't come out of his office.  With any luck at all, I've triggered his loose bowel problem, and he'll have to go home to change.  For a week.

I probably shouldn't do that again any time soon, though.  Not sure I'm going to have to.





Well that's what he gets for steppin like a punk ass git.
They don't know who they messin with.
Now the next time he get all up in yo shit all you gotta do is flex and bulge ya eyes and he'll be crampin in his draaaws n askin to go home urly.
beitch.

Dysnomia

#8
October 27, 2009, 04:46:22 AM
 :damnright:
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The Good Reverend Roger

#9
October 27, 2009, 04:48:54 AM
Quote from: yhnmzw on October 27, 2009, 04:36:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2009, 06:08:22 PM
I had entirely enough of his shit, and I opened my mouth and let him see the real Roger for a moment or two...In the process violating 4 articles of the corporate code of conduct, and 3 state laws.  He's kind of freaked out, and he already ran to the boss.  Of course I denied everything, but my boss doesn't believe me.  Fortunately, without some form of evidence, it's he said-she said.

Why must they step, Squid?  Why can't they just do their fucking job, and leave me alone?  Why does everyone want to play maintenance supervisor?  Why can't I kill them just by wanting it badly enough?

On the down side, I am ruined for the day; I will get nothing else done.  On the plus side, Mike thinks I'm Hannibal Lecter, and won't come out of his office.  With any luck at all, I've triggered his loose bowel problem, and he'll have to go home to change.  For a week.

I probably shouldn't do that again any time soon, though.  Not sure I'm going to have to.

Please tell me more about the engineer.

He looks like Wally from Dilbert.  He drives the world's largest compensation-mobile pickup truck.  He has a nasal voice and laughs at his own "jokes", often for a minute straight.  He is convinced that people without engineering degrees are useless eaters and grunt labor, that a skilled millwright with 30 years of experience cannot tie his own shoes without a "procedure".  He does not know how to use a multimeter.  Let me say that again.  He is an engineer that does not know how to use a multimeter.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
October 27, 2009, 04:49:43 AM
Quote from: Squid on October 27, 2009, 04:44:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2009, 06:08:22 PM
I had entirely enough of his shit, and I opened my mouth and let him see the real Roger for a moment or two...In the process violating 4 articles of the corporate code of conduct, and 3 state laws.  He's kind of freaked out, and he already ran to the boss.  Of course I denied everything, but my boss doesn't believe me.  Fortunately, without some form of evidence, it's he said-she said.

Why must they step, Squid?  Why can't they just do their fucking job, and leave me alone?  Why does everyone want to play maintenance supervisor?  Why can't I kill them just by wanting it badly enough?

On the down side, I am ruined for the day; I will get nothing else done.  On the plus side, Mike thinks I'm Hannibal Lecter, and won't come out of his office.  With any luck at all, I've triggered his loose bowel problem, and he'll have to go home to change.  For a week.

I probably shouldn't do that again any time soon, though.  Not sure I'm going to have to.





Well that's what he gets for steppin like a punk ass git.
They don't know who they messin with.
Now the next time he get all up in yo shit all you gotta do is flex and bulge ya eyes and he'll be crampin in his draaaws n askin to go home urly.
beitch.

I may have made him shit his pants.

Next time I will be certain.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#11
October 27, 2009, 04:52:19 AM
Quote
He is an engineer that does not know how to use a multimeter.

wait,
WHAT!!


that dude needs frypanskull.

CLAAANG!

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
October 27, 2009, 04:53:05 AM
Quote from: Squid on October 27, 2009, 04:52:19 AM
Quote
He is an engineer that does not know how to use a multimeter.

wait,
WHAT!!


that dude needs frypanskull.

CLAAANG!

He does know chemical engineering.

Application is another matter.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Requia ☣

#13
October 27, 2009, 05:02:20 AM
Wait... correct me if I'm wrong but a multimeter is the little electronic gizmo that figures out voltage and resistance and stuff right?  The one that takes 15 minutes and no instruction manual to learn?

How the fuck did this guy make it through college?
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The Good Reverend Roger

#14
October 27, 2009, 05:02:45 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on October 27, 2009, 05:02:20 AM
Wait... correct me if I'm wrong but a multimeter is the little electronic gizmo that figures out voltage and resistance and stuff right?  The one that takes 15 minutes and no instruction manual to learn?

How the fuck did this guy make it through college?

How did he get his PE?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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