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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#30
October 28, 2009, 01:37:54 AM
Quote from: Zenpeanut on October 27, 2009, 08:27:55 PM
Actually, I'm pretty sure that Portland has the highest density of strip clubs in the US (suck it Vegas!). One of my uncles who lives down there can give directions anywhere in Portland using only strip clubs as markers.

Yes. If I remember correctly, Portland is #1 for the following, per capita:

Strip clubs
Sex stores
Restaurants
Bank robberies.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#31
October 28, 2009, 01:39:48 AM
Oh yeah, and lesbians.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#32
October 28, 2009, 02:01:02 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 28, 2009, 01:39:48 AM
Oh yeah, and lesbians.

INCORRECT.

There are zero (0) straight women in Tucson.  We hold the record.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BabylonHoruv

#33
October 28, 2009, 11:08:36 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 28, 2009, 01:37:54 AM
Quote from: Zenpeanut on October 27, 2009, 08:27:55 PM
Actually, I'm pretty sure that Portland has the highest density of strip clubs in the US (suck it Vegas!). One of my uncles who lives down there can give directions anywhere in Portland using only strip clubs as markers.

Yes. If I remember correctly, Portland is #1 for the following, per capita:

Strip clubs
Sex stores
Restaurants
Bank robberies.

I was told that it is also the highest in breweries.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

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Richter

#34
October 28, 2009, 03:49:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 28, 2009, 02:01:02 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 28, 2009, 01:39:48 AM
Oh yeah, and lesbians.

INCORRECT.

There are zero (0) straight women in Tucson.  We hold the record.

This will only end in tears for Von Melee.
Kaz, I get the sense has too greata  resevoi of hilalrious malice to elt such a thign affect him.
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

#35
October 28, 2009, 03:59:33 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 28, 2009, 03:49:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 28, 2009, 02:01:02 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 28, 2009, 01:39:48 AM
Oh yeah, and lesbians.

INCORRECT.

There are zero (0) straight women in Tucson.  We hold the record.

This will only end in tears for Von Melee.
Kaz, I get the sense has too greata  resevoi of hilalrious malice to elt such a thign affect him.

Kaz weighs about 60 pounds in meatspace.  His rage, however, weighs a fucking METRIC TON, and woe to Tucson when he realizes this.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#36
October 29, 2009, 12:37:22 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on October 28, 2009, 11:08:36 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 28, 2009, 01:37:54 AM
Quote from: Zenpeanut on October 27, 2009, 08:27:55 PM
Actually, I'm pretty sure that Portland has the highest density of strip clubs in the US (suck it Vegas!). One of my uncles who lives down there can give directions anywhere in Portland using only strip clubs as markers.

Yes. If I remember correctly, Portland is #1 for the following, per capita:

Strip clubs
Sex stores
Restaurants
Bank robberies.

I was told that it is also the highest in breweries.

I would not be at all surprised.

And possibly independent coffee roasteries.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Dysnomia

#37
October 29, 2009, 12:59:33 AM
I think it's time for me to move to Portland. 
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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