This Shirt Is Habit Forming.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Speak to Payne. You'd has to not shag any crazy wimmins for the next 3 months tho.

What if I'm effectively being used as a dildo for a dangerous and crazy oil exec "woman"?

THOU SHALT NOT SLIP OR BE SLIPPED MOAR THAN THE TIP DURING THE CELIBACY TEST OF ORDINATION- DO NEVAR!

She'd rip my lungs out.

When the woman has finally broken you, we shall provide comfort. (aloe vera and an ice pack.)

What's a little more stress, Pix?    

it was moar for the friction burns.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yes, Pixie is  !

But um, CELIBACY? The Paynite order is CELIBATE? THREE MONTHS!!!?

I am afraid I will have to form my own order, then. Perhaps the TGRRite Order of Dirty Little Girls in the Name of Our Lady of Discord. No T-shirt, but at least I am forbidden to forsake the nookie!


Nun, TGRRODLGNOLD.

[Suu]

If Payne wants me to take a vow of celibacy he has to show up here, at my house 3000 miles away from Scotland and I'll listen.

[Rumckle]

Yes, Pixie is  !

But um, CELIBACY? The Paynite order is CELIBATE? THREE MONTHS!!!?

I am afraid I will have to form my own order, then. Perhaps the TGRRite Order of Dirty Little Girls in the Name of Our Lady of Discord. No T-shirt, but at least I am forbidden to forsake the nookie!


Nun, TGRRODLGNOLD.

Would TGRRs be the opposite to Payne's?

If you are celibate for three months you get kicked out?

[Cainad (dec.)]

I'm also already clergy, but I fulfill the celibacy clause (about four times over). What sort of corrupt benefits would I get if I nunnified? Also, how much would it piss Payne off if Cainad was let in?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yes, Pixie is  !

But um, CELIBACY? The Paynite order is CELIBATE? THREE MONTHS!!!?

I am afraid I will have to form my own order, then. Perhaps the TGRRite Order of Dirty Little Girls in the Name of Our Lady of Discord. No T-shirt, but at least I am forbidden to forsake the nookie!


Nun, TGRRODLGNOLD.

Would TGRRs be the opposite to Payne's?

If you are celibate for three months you get kicked out?

Yes, that would be considered a breach of vows.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

If Payne wants me to take a vow of celibacy he has to show up here, at my house 3000 miles away from Scotland and I'll listen.

Suu, see the cohabiting clause.

Yes, Pixie is  !

But um, CELIBACY? The Paynite order is CELIBATE? THREE MONTHS!!!?

I am afraid I will have to form my own order, then. Perhaps the TGRRite Order of Dirty Little Girls in the Name of Our Lady of Discord. No T-shirt, but at least I am forbidden to forsake the nookie!


Nun, TGRRODLGNOLD.

Would TGRRs be the opposite to Payne's?

If you are celibate for three months you get kicked out?

Yes, that would be considered a breach of vows.

Hey, I decided that if I'm not going to be getting any anytime soon, as the Founding Nun I'm going to pretty much request the same of later followers. It is symbolic of the inner Good Panda / Bad Panda dichotomy.

I'm also already clergy, but I fulfill the celibacy clause (about four times over). What sort of corrupt benefits would I get if I nunnified? Also, how much would it piss Payne off if Cainad was let in?

Once the Rules of the Order have been clarified with myself and my Messiah. I will get back to yew.

[Suu]

Blah. I'll just make shirts with my face on it and see what happens.

In fact, I may just order it upon my subjects.

[Payne]

WOW

That's... fabulous. Holy shit! How do I become a Paynite nun?

You may need to be ordained as a nun at a later time, but I reckon that whatever rules Pix sets up I can over ride for you. If I think it's funny enough to anyway.

Also, Richter and TGRR are already technically Religious Personages, and may therefore be considered nuns. Maybe not FULL nuns, but still, they can wear habits and kick bastards right in tha nads in my name.

And meh, the celibacy thing is a fit of pique on my part. Co-habitation is, as Pixie says, a good way to avoid that rule. Alternatively, you could just lie of the application form. It's not like I'm NOT going to rapture y'all when the time comes if you do.

If anyone wants that shirt then yes, message Syn. He will LOVE to get fan mail.He'll hate that that shirt gets more orders than any he actually designed himself but hey, this is ORGANISED RELIGION, YO?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I too wish to be a nun.

*pun involving the phrase "bad habit"*

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

WOW

That's... fabulous. Holy shit! How do I become a Paynite nun?

You may need to be ordained as a nun at a later time, but I reckon that whatever rules Pix sets up I can over ride for you. If I think it's funny enough to anyway.

Also, Richter and TGRR are already technically Religious Personages, and may therefore be considered nuns. Maybe not FULL nuns, but still, they can wear habits and kick bastards right in tha nads in my name.

And meh, the celibacy thing is a fit of pique on my part. Co-habitation is, as Pixie says, a good way to avoid that rule. Alternatively, you could just lie of the application form. It's not like I'm NOT going to rapture y'all when the time comes if you do.

If anyone wants that shirt then yes, message Syn. He will LOVE to get fan mail.He'll hate that that shirt gets more orders than any he actually designed himself but hey, this is ORGANISED RELIGION, YO?

YAY! I can be a nun! Maybe!

I hereby hold forth that probably having been married three times for a cumulative total of 17 years might be considered on overriding factor re: the celibacy requirement.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

WOW

That's... fabulous. Holy shit! How do I become a Paynite nun?

You may need to be ordained as a nun at a later time, but I reckon that whatever rules Pix sets up I can over ride for you. If I think it's funny enough to anyway.

Also, Richter and TGRR are already technically Religious Personages, and may therefore be considered nuns. Maybe not FULL nuns, but still, they can wear habits and kick bastards right in tha nads in my name.

And meh, the celibacy thing is a fit of pique on my part. Co-habitation is, as Pixie says, a good way to avoid that rule. Alternatively, you could just lie of the application form. It's not like I'm NOT going to rapture y'all when the time comes if you do.

If anyone wants that shirt then yes, message Syn. He will LOVE to get fan mail.He'll hate that that shirt gets more orders than any he actually designed himself but hey, this is ORGANISED RELIGION, YO?

YAY! I can be a nun! Maybe!

I hereby hold forth that probably having been married three times for a cumulative total of 17 years might be considered on overriding factor re: the celibacy requirement.

Payne suggests you marry a 4th time, and then become ordained, so your 5th one will be to the Lord Payne

I suggest you get a special dispensation on the celibacy thing due to your status as the patron Saint Of Poor Decision making.

We will discuss this at LENGTH when drunk.


Also, Payne, wut about Cainad?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

WOW

That's... fabulous. Holy shit! How do I become a Paynite nun?

You may need to be ordained as a nun at a later time, but I reckon that whatever rules Pix sets up I can over ride for you. If I think it's funny enough to anyway.

Also, Richter and TGRR are already technically Religious Personages, and may therefore be considered nuns. Maybe not FULL nuns, but still, they can wear habits and kick bastards right in tha nads in my name.

And meh, the celibacy thing is a fit of pique on my part. Co-habitation is, as Pixie says, a good way to avoid that rule. Alternatively, you could just lie of the application form. It's not like I'm NOT going to rapture y'all when the time comes if you do.

If anyone wants that shirt then yes, message Syn. He will LOVE to get fan mail.He'll hate that that shirt gets more orders than any he actually designed himself but hey, this is ORGANISED RELIGION, YO?

YAY! I can be a nun! Maybe!

I hereby hold forth that probably having been married three times for a cumulative total of 17 years might be considered on overriding factor re: the celibacy requirement.

Payne suggests you marry a 4th time, and then become ordained, so your 5th one will be to the Lord Payne

I suggest you get a special dispensation on the celibacy thing due to your status as the patron Saint Of Poor Decision making.

We will discuss this at LENGTH when drunk.


Also, Payne, wut about Cainad?

I will work on that 4th marriage

as soon as I get a divorce. 

[Payne]

Cainad is going to be reincarnated as Keith Richards' left nipple.

He can't be a nun in that state. Not yet.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Cainad is going to be reincarnated as Keith Richards' left nipple.

He can't be a nun in that state. Not yet.