Post here before you do something "bad"

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

THAT tired?

Reqlly?

shit.

reqlly.

I was reqlly tired last night.

[Cramulus]

alright people, we need up up the ante in this thread a little bit. I want to be aghast at the horrible things I'm reading.

pissing in the shower = on target
eating a hardboiled egg = lukewarm

When you look back at the ruin which is your life, I want you to be cursing the time you posted ITT


for example, I'm about to go kick a small cat for no reason at all. mua ha ha ha ha ah!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I'm really hungover and have a horrible stomach ache. Also I shit my guts at least three times and it's the kind that burns. From spicy mayo and sriracha. I'm dizzy and I can't tell if it's hot or cold in here.

I'm about 5 minutes away from heading out the door for chinese buffet.

How's that?

[the other anonymous]

I'm quitting caffeine.

-toa,
hardcore!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

alright people, we need up up the ante in this thread a little bit. I want to be aghast at the horrible things I'm reading.

pissing in the shower = on target
eating a hardboiled egg = lukewarm

When you look back at the ruin which is your life, I want you to be cursing the time you posted ITT


for example, I'm about to go kick a small cat for no reason at all. mua ha ha ha ha ah!

To clarify, when I eat eggs that are too fresh I get gas that will clear a room or leave people hunched and puking in the corner.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I already did my bad thing for today.

[Rumckle]

Well, I DID tell my friends to fuck off on Friday night.

I don't seem to plan my bad ideas in advance

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Well, I DID tell my friends to fuck off on Friday night.

I don't seem to plan my bad ideas in advance

Ooooh

yeah, usually wait until at least Saturday night and preferably Sunday to tell your friends to fuck off.

[Cramulus]

alright people, we need up up the ante in this thread a little bit. I want to be aghast at the horrible things I'm reading.

pissing in the shower = on target
eating a hardboiled egg = lukewarm

When you look back at the ruin which is your life, I want you to be cursing the time you posted ITT


for example, I'm about to go kick a small cat for no reason at all. mua ha ha ha ha ah!

To clarify, when I eat eggs that are too fresh I get gas that will clear a room or leave people hunched and puking in the corner.

quitting caffeine = mundane

eating eggs and cheese = mundane

intentionally getting gas to torture your friends = on target!


General Clarification: telling us about bad things you already did = also appropriate ITT.
This isn't the "what are you eating / drinking" thread. This thread is for vile human beings that thrive off perversity, malice, and intestinal incontinence!


Update: I put some lift on that stupid little cat.

[the other anonymous]

quitting caffeine = mundane

BY WHAT CRITERIA ARE YUO JUDGING MY HEADACHE!!???

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also to clarify, I was considering eating the eggs right before my biggest party of the year. The house was packed. It would have been a terrible thing to do.


The thing  already did wasn't THAT bad. It involved making 13 consecutive phone calls to the same person.

[Cramulus]

quitting caffeine = mundane

BY WHAT CRITERIA ARE YUO JUDGING MY HEADACHE!!???

less subjecting yourself to something mildly unpleasant

moar schadenfreude and/or self endangerment

[the other anonymous]

quitting caffeine = mundane

BY WHAT CRITERIA ARE YUO JUDGING MY HEADACHE!!???

less subjecting yourself to something mildly unpleasant

moar schadenfreude and/or self endangerment

But Dr. Oz said I needed a 28 day program, that I shouldn't go COLD FUCKING TURKEY LIKE A REAL MAN!!!!

Is that schadenfreude?

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

quitting caffeine = mundane

BY WHAT CRITERIA ARE YUO JUDGING MY HEADACHE!!???

less subjecting yourself to something mildly unpleasant

moar schadenfreude and/or self endangerment

But Dr. Oz said I needed a 28 day program, that I shouldn't go COLD FUCKING TURKEY LIKE A REAL MAN!!!!

Is that schadenfreude?

Only if we laugh.

[Shit]

I'm about to waste all my fucking time surfing the intertubes for goatse.  It is a crime to waste time.  I got other shit to do.