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Started by Cramulus, October 29, 2009, 11:15:59 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#30
November 01, 2009, 03:56:40 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cramulus

#31
November 01, 2009, 04:06:22 PM
alright people, we need up up the ante in this thread a little bit. I want to be aghast at the horrible things I'm reading.

pissing in the shower = on target
eating a hardboiled egg = lukewarm

When you look back at the ruin which is your life, I want you to be cursing the time you posted ITT


for example, I'm about to go kick a small cat for no reason at all. mua ha ha ha ha ah!

Sir Squid Diddimus

#32
November 01, 2009, 04:35:02 PM
I'm really hungover and have a horrible stomach ache. Also I shit my guts at least three times and it's the kind that burns. From spicy mayo and sriracha. I'm dizzy and I can't tell if it's hot or cold in here.

I'm about 5 minutes away from heading out the door for chinese buffet.

How's that?

the other anonymous

#33
November 01, 2009, 05:33:11 PM
I'm quitting caffeine.

-toa,
hardcore!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#34
November 01, 2009, 05:38:38 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 01, 2009, 04:06:22 PM
alright people, we need up up the ante in this thread a little bit. I want to be aghast at the horrible things I'm reading.

pissing in the shower = on target
eating a hardboiled egg = lukewarm

When you look back at the ruin which is your life, I want you to be cursing the time you posted ITT


for example, I'm about to go kick a small cat for no reason at all. mua ha ha ha ha ah!

To clarify, when I eat eggs that are too fresh I get gas that will clear a room or leave people hunched and puking in the corner.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#35
November 01, 2009, 05:38:58 PM
I already did my bad thing for today.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Rumckle

#36
November 01, 2009, 05:39:50 PM
Well, I DID tell my friends to fuck off on Friday night.

I don't seem to plan my bad ideas in advance
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#37
November 01, 2009, 05:42:41 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on November 01, 2009, 05:39:50 PM
Well, I DID tell my friends to fuck off on Friday night.

I don't seem to plan my bad ideas in advance

Ooooh

yeah, usually wait until at least Saturday night and preferably Sunday to tell your friends to fuck off.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cramulus

#38
November 01, 2009, 06:22:54 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 01, 2009, 05:38:38 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 01, 2009, 04:06:22 PM
alright people, we need up up the ante in this thread a little bit. I want to be aghast at the horrible things I'm reading.

pissing in the shower = on target
eating a hardboiled egg = lukewarm

When you look back at the ruin which is your life, I want you to be cursing the time you posted ITT


for example, I'm about to go kick a small cat for no reason at all. mua ha ha ha ha ah!

To clarify, when I eat eggs that are too fresh I get gas that will clear a room or leave people hunched and puking in the corner.


quitting caffeine = mundane

eating eggs and cheese = mundane

intentionally getting gas to torture your friends = on target!


General Clarification: telling us about bad things you already did = also appropriate ITT.
This isn't the "what are you eating / drinking" thread. This thread is for vile human beings that thrive off perversity, malice, and intestinal incontinence!


Update: I put some lift on that stupid little cat.

the other anonymous

#39
November 01, 2009, 06:29:14 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 01, 2009, 06:22:54 PM
quitting caffeine = mundane

BY WHAT CRITERIA ARE YUO JUDGING MY HEADACHE!!???

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#40
November 01, 2009, 06:31:26 PM
Also to clarify, I was considering eating the eggs right before my biggest party of the year. The house was packed. It would have been a terrible thing to do.


The thing  already did wasn't THAT bad. It involved making 13 consecutive phone calls to the same person.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cramulus

#41
November 01, 2009, 06:33:25 PM
Quote from: the other anonymous on November 01, 2009, 06:29:14 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 01, 2009, 06:22:54 PM
quitting caffeine = mundane

BY WHAT CRITERIA ARE YUO JUDGING MY HEADACHE!!???

less subjecting yourself to something mildly unpleasant

moar schadenfreude and/or self endangerment

the other anonymous

#42
November 01, 2009, 06:38:56 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 01, 2009, 06:33:25 PM
Quote from: the other anonymous on November 01, 2009, 06:29:14 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 01, 2009, 06:22:54 PM
quitting caffeine = mundane

BY WHAT CRITERIA ARE YUO JUDGING MY HEADACHE!!???

less subjecting yourself to something mildly unpleasant

moar schadenfreude and/or self endangerment


But Dr. Oz said I needed a 28 day program, that I shouldn't go COLD FUCKING TURKEY LIKE A REAL MAN!!!!

Is that schadenfreude?

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#43
November 01, 2009, 08:18:18 PM
Quote from: the other anonymous on November 01, 2009, 06:38:56 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 01, 2009, 06:33:25 PM
Quote from: the other anonymous on November 01, 2009, 06:29:14 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 01, 2009, 06:22:54 PM
quitting caffeine = mundane

BY WHAT CRITERIA ARE YUO JUDGING MY HEADACHE!!???

less subjecting yourself to something mildly unpleasant

moar schadenfreude and/or self endangerment


But Dr. Oz said I needed a 28 day program, that I shouldn't go COLD FUCKING TURKEY LIKE A REAL MAN!!!!

Is that schadenfreude?

Only if we laugh.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Shit

#44
November 01, 2009, 08:26:27 PM
I'm about to waste all my fucking time surfing the intertubes for goatse.  It is a crime to waste time.  I got other shit to do.
So long, and thanks for all the shit.
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