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Started by Cramulus, October 29, 2009, 11:15:59 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#15
October 31, 2009, 12:04:31 AM
I'm about to give up sex, tobacco, and alcohol.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#16
October 31, 2009, 06:54:49 AM
that's not "bad", lady. that's crazy.


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCRAZZZZZZZZZZZZY!

sorry. i'm reqlly tired.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
October 31, 2009, 07:10:16 AM
THAT tired?

Reqlly?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Z³

#18
October 31, 2009, 10:31:05 AM
I'm about to commit thread necromancy.

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#19
October 31, 2009, 06:41:03 PM
I am about to commit thread necrophilia.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#20
October 31, 2009, 07:54:17 PM
I love those things.

I am contemplating eating a hard-boiled egg.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#21
November 01, 2009, 12:18:05 AM
If googly-eyes and eggs count, then I should lower my standards.

I am about to stay up all night to start on NaNo as soon as the clock strikes midnight. I plan to subsist on candy for most of that time. This means that I will be doing my weekly visit with my grandfather on 40 hours less sleep, which will be all the crazier since I spent that time reading Vigilant Citizen, watching The Prisoner, and arguing with bots about health care reform on freenode ##politics.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
November 01, 2009, 12:31:36 AM
It doesn't say bad, it says "bad".

I'm allergic to fresh eggs, and the ones I have are very borderline. They should be at least two weeks old for me to eat safely, but these are about twelve days old. Dangerous territory to skirt...
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

rong

#23
November 01, 2009, 12:55:40 AM
i did double bad i think, cuz i did it first and then posted about it here.

i think . . . i think, maybe, i accidentally fed a troll.

i'm so ashamed. 

what do i do?
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Thurnez Isa

#24
November 01, 2009, 01:05:31 AM
Im going to mix bacon with melted cheese
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

the other anonymous

#25
November 01, 2009, 01:41:56 AM
I'm going to post something that only I think is witty.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#26
November 01, 2009, 08:38:14 AM

Nast

#27
November 01, 2009, 08:39:17 AM
I'm going to brush but I won't floss.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

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#28
November 01, 2009, 08:44:13 AM
I'm about to saute some onions in white wine but first I'm going to drink most of it.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard

#29
November 01, 2009, 11:18:59 AM
I'm about to take another piss in the shower.
"But one intelligence source we know suggests that an injection of a tiny amount of pure nicotine in the anus has the result of killing someone without leaving a mark. We're still trying to get to the bottom of this." --- Robert Eringer, On Marilyn, the Illuminati, and the Father of Our Country, The Investigator, 14 February 2009
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