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Our motherfucking messiah sleeps with the fishes

Started by P3nT4gR4m, November 02, 2009, 12:02:26 PM

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November 02, 2009, 12:02:26 PM Last Edit: November 04, 2009, 12:53:03 PM by P3nT4gR4m

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
November 02, 2009, 03:46:15 PM
We High Epopts play jokes on each other all the time.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysnomia

#2
November 02, 2009, 03:48:19 PM
OH NO PAYNE!     :horrormirth:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

#3
November 03, 2009, 11:56:12 PM
Messiah.

Just sayin.

P3nT4gR4m

#4
November 04, 2009, 01:02:32 PM
Happy?

f'kin spelling police  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
November 04, 2009, 05:04:12 PM
TGRR, stop drowning the Messiah!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Rumckle

#6
November 04, 2009, 05:05:41 PM
I for one am shocked, shocked, that our messiah participates in piscean bestiality.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
November 04, 2009, 07:25:50 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2009, 05:04:12 PM
TGRR, stop drowning the Messiah!

No can do.  He knows what he did wrong.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#8
November 04, 2009, 07:36:23 PM
apparently Chez Payne was fine, but his 2 favourite pubs both got flooded.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
November 04, 2009, 07:54:31 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on November 04, 2009, 07:36:23 PM
apparently Chez Payne was fine, but his 2 favourite pubs both got flooded.

That'll teach the bastard.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#10
November 04, 2009, 08:42:22 PM
HAW HAW!

You MISSED, Roger. I was in Edinburgh when the floods came, and by the time I got back to Stonehaven all the water was gone already.

I mean sure, I should maybe not have done that thing with the spatulas using lube and all, and I'm sorry, but if your vengeance is so difficult to aim from all the way over there I'm going to have to go to Tucson and do it there. At least I might get a little damp, being so near it would be IMPOSSIBLE for you to miss.

Anyway, fuck Stonehaven and its weakness to water.

Rumckle

#11
November 04, 2009, 08:44:24 PM
 :lulz:
Crazy Motherfucker's Alive!
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
November 04, 2009, 08:48:19 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 04, 2009, 08:42:22 PM
HAW HAW!

You MISSED, Roger. I was in Edinburgh when the floods came, and by the time I got back to Stonehaven all the water was gone already.

I mean sure, I should maybe not have done that thing with the spatulas using lube and all, and I'm sorry, but if your vengeance is so difficult to aim from all the way over there I'm going to have to go to Tucson and do it there. At least I might get a little damp, being so near it would be IMPOSSIBLE for you to miss.

Anyway, fuck Stonehaven and its weakness to water.

I got your pubs.  Also, I'm pretty sure I wiped out your supply of midgets.

Who's laughing NOW?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

President Television

#13
November 05, 2009, 04:07:25 AM
You horrible bastard.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Triple Zero

#14
November 05, 2009, 01:27:18 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 04, 2009, 08:42:22 PMHAW HAW!

You MISSED, Roger. I was in Edinburgh when the floods came, and by the time I got back to Stonehaven all the water was gone already.

BUT OTHERWISE HE WOULD HAVE TOTALLY WALKED ON WATER

ALL HAIL OUR MESSIAH
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