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Started by Lies, November 02, 2009, 12:57:30 PM

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November 02, 2009, 12:57:30 PM Last Edit: December 14, 2009, 05:23:36 PM by Lysergic
So... I've been learning mentalism lately, and I've decided to take my skills to the street...
Here's a bit of one of my first performances in the city...
More to come over time...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOzzhn64-iU- Poker Face

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OSDTotEHIQ- Inaugural Performance
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Captain Utopia

#1
November 02, 2009, 01:43:39 PM
That's really quite neat. I'm guessing there are other tells in there than the left/right thing? Because while that was a little obvious, I've no idea how you narrowed down in the suit and individual card in the range.

Lies

#2
November 02, 2009, 01:55:39 PM
Yes, there are other tells, eye access cues being the main thing I look for.
I get them to see the card in their mind, the way they look and where they look being the main indicators.
I had trouble with the second girl because she was giving a lot of confusing and contradictory eye access cues, luckily I managed to start over and she behaved a bit more consistently.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

#3
November 02, 2009, 02:18:04 PM
Just as a side note... I realised today that theres a lady gaga song called "pokerface". I at no time ever realised this when I made that trick up.

Hopefully, it'll be found by people who are looking up the pokerface song, and ever since southpark covered it last week, I think theres going to be a lot of that going on...
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Triple Zero

#4
November 02, 2009, 02:23:38 PM
:mittens:

nice job, Lys!
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Lies

#5
November 02, 2009, 03:04:12 PM
Cheers man, you can show your appreciation by ranking my video :D
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

P3nT4gR4m

#6
November 02, 2009, 03:48:55 PM
Can't I just squirt some spooge in a sock? That's how I usually show my appreciation for videos?

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#7
November 02, 2009, 04:00:14 PM
that was pretty cool! Nice NLP technique, Lys

Lies

#8
November 02, 2009, 04:14:23 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 02, 2009, 03:48:55 PM
Can't I just squirt some spooge in a sock? That's how I usually show my appreciation for videos?

Yeah, you can do that too if want.
I hope you'll be thinking about those 4 girls though.
Or me.

I don't mind.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

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#9
November 03, 2009, 05:32:10 AM
:mittens:

Great showmanship as well.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Suu

#10
November 04, 2009, 09:41:44 PM
Nice! Just gave you 5 stars.
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jenne

#11
November 04, 2009, 10:02:09 PM
Very cool--just watched.  You wow'd the crowd.  And great showmanship, as Net said.

Lies

#12
November 09, 2009, 04:50:49 PM Last Edit: November 09, 2009, 05:27:27 PM by Lysergic
OK guys, this is what you've been waiting for, my next video!

This is me performing for other magicians, if you've seen my first video, you can probably skip to the 2 minute mark as you've seen the trick before, the next EXPERIMENT (I've never done this before in public and I had no idea if it was going to work or not, HONESTLY) is something I've been working on that I haven't done for the public yet as it still needs some work, as you will see, but for the most part, I'm very happy with the results and I hope it gives you something to think about...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OSDTotEHIQ
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Captain Utopia

#13
November 11, 2009, 04:02:10 PM
Nope. Can't figure out how you did the blindfolded trick. You don't seem to be taking cues from the audience, the deck did seem to be shuffled, and it did seem to be face-down on the table. Unless you could see through the bottom of the blindfold, without your glasses, and the backs of the cards were somehow marked - but that doesn't seem very plausible  :?

Nicely done!

You seem to say "alright" a lot, but I guess you've already noticed that.

Lies

#14
November 11, 2009, 04:09:00 PM
Quote from: FP on November 11, 2009, 04:02:10 PM
Nope. Can't figure out how you did the blindfolded trick. You don't seem to be taking cues from the audience, the deck did seem to be shuffled, and it did seem to be face-down on the table. Unless you could see through the bottom of the blindfold, without your glasses, and the backs of the cards were somehow marked - but that doesn't seem very plausible  :?

Nicely done!

You seem to say "alright" a lot, but I guess you've already noticed that.

Yeah, I gotta cut that shit out. Actually I had a script prepared but I fucking lost it all when I went up there so I just winged it.

I was so fucking nervous, I don't know why. I don't get nervous in front of lay people, but performing in front of the magic society just completely fucked with me.

But thanks man. It's a thing I made up on my own, you won't find it anywhere on the internet, I'm pretty proud of it :) Glad to see its effective.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!
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