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Started by President Television, November 03, 2009, 03:05:58 AM

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President Television

November 03, 2009, 03:05:58 AM
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Any Law & Order fans around these parts?
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

The Johnny

#1
November 03, 2009, 03:41:39 AM
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
November 03, 2009, 03:44:34 AM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 03:05:58 AM
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Any Law & Order fans around these parts?

I don't get it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

President Television

#3
November 03, 2009, 04:28:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 03:44:34 AM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 03:05:58 AM
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Any Law & Order fans around these parts?

I don't get it.

As far as I know, Discordians aren't renowned for being particularly fond of law or order.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
November 03, 2009, 04:31:39 AM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 04:28:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 03:44:34 AM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 03:05:58 AM
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Any Law & Order fans around these parts?

I don't get it.

As far as I know, Discordians aren't renowned for being particularly fond of law or order.

Shows how much you know, noob.  Read more.

Chaos includes both order and disorder.  What the fuck, did you think we're fucking anarchists?  If that's what you're after, perhaps you should contact the American Libertarian Party, or just go to Somalia.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

President Television

#5
November 03, 2009, 04:34:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 04:31:39 AM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 04:28:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 03:44:34 AM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 03:05:58 AM
post like so:

Any Law & Order fans around these parts?

I don't get it.

As far as I know, Discordians aren't renowned for being particularly fond of law or order.

Shows how much you know, noob.  Read more.

Chaos includes both order and disorder.  What the fuck, did you think we're fucking anarchists?  If that's what you're after, perhaps you should contact the American Libertarian Party, or just go to Somalia.



No, I'm not saying discordians have a hatred for order. I wasn't being entirely serious on the OP. However, as far as I know, disorder is generally preferred. Fuck, what have I gotten myself into?
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
November 03, 2009, 04:36:53 AM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 04:34:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 04:31:39 AM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 04:28:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 03:44:34 AM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 03:05:58 AM
post like so:

Any Law & Order fans around these parts?

I don't get it.

As far as I know, Discordians aren't renowned for being particularly fond of law or order.

Shows how much you know, noob.  Read more.

Chaos includes both order and disorder.  What the fuck, did you think we're fucking anarchists?  If that's what you're after, perhaps you should contact the American Libertarian Party, or just go to Somalia.



No, I'm not saying discordians have a hatred for order. I wasn't being entirely serious on the OP. However, as far as I know, disorder is generally preferred. Fuck, what have I gotten myself into?

You don't know.

If disorder was preferred, then why do the Joint Chiefs of Staff of the United States military have their own knighthood?

Order and disorder are conserved.  IE, if you attempt to impose order, you get a corresponding increase in disorder and vice-versa (LMNO's Dictum).
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

President Television

#7
November 03, 2009, 04:38:19 AM
Ok, then, I'm a noob. What of it? How may I improve myself?
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
November 03, 2009, 04:49:26 AM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 04:38:19 AM
Ok, then, I'm a noob. What of it? How may I improve myself?

Um, you could re-read the PD (not encouraged), lurk in Think for Yourself, Schmuck (down by the bottom of the forums, where all the gross shit silts up), or you could, you know, think for yourself (dangerous, but sometimes worthwhile).

I'd recommend the second, followed by the third, and throw away the PD.  It was written by filthy hippies who had the wrong values.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

President Television

#9
November 03, 2009, 04:53:47 AM
Good advice, though I think I should read PD at least once, just to see.
waiting for massive noob-flaming
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

The Johnny

#10
November 03, 2009, 04:55:21 AM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 04:38:19 AM
Ok, then, I'm a noob. What of it? How may I improve myself?

Dont start a whole thread to make a lame one sentence joke.

Dont fuck up the forums formatting.

and uhhh... dont be so queer about people criticizing your rants.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

President Television

#11
November 03, 2009, 05:00:35 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on November 03, 2009, 04:55:21 AM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 04:38:19 AM
Ok, then, I'm a noob. What of it? How may I improve myself?

Dont start a whole thread to make a lame one sentence joke.

Dont fuck up the forums formatting.

and uhhh... dont be so queer about people criticizing your rants.

I've already learned my lessons there, bub.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Template

#12
November 03, 2009, 05:04:00 AM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 03:05:58 AM
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Any Law & Order fans around these parts?

I have enjoyed the occasional procedural drama on the teevee.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#13
November 03, 2009, 05:53:07 AM
i like my disorder with a side of order thank you very much.
cause if my food and craft supplies aren't in alphabetical order HEADS ROLL!

rong

#14
November 03, 2009, 07:17:11 AM
Quote from: yhnmzw on November 03, 2009, 05:04:00 AM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 03:05:58 AM
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Any Law & Order fans around these parts?

I have enjoyed the occasional procedural drama on the teevee.

i prefer boston legal.
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"
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