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Started by President Television, November 03, 2009, 03:05:58 AM

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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 03, 2009, 01:57:07 PM
Order is an illusion.

Law is an attempt made by people who don't understand this, to impose and maintain this fantasy state by threatening people into conforming to a set of arbitrary rules.

Um, so wanton murder, etc, is a good thing?

Not in my opinion but it is only an opinion. So it's an opinion shared by pretty much everyone but not all of them are. Law = a couple of babies, drowning in an ocean of bathwater.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 03, 2009, 02:22:24 PM
Not in my opinion but it is only an opinion.

Monkeys run civilizations on opinion.  They call it "democracy" or "a republic", but it's still opinion.

A civilization run on nothing but fact is an impossibility.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

President Television


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My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 02:26:18 PM

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Um, yeah.  Let me know when you have something to add.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 02:24:16 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 03, 2009, 02:22:24 PM
Not in my opinion but it is only an opinion.

Monkeys run civilizations on opinion.  They call it "democracy" or "a republic", but it's still opinion.

A civilization run on nothing but fact is an impossibility.

Couldn't agree more. However a civilisation run on nothing but opinion is also an impossibility. This fact leads to many lulz.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 03, 2009, 02:27:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 02:24:16 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 03, 2009, 02:22:24 PM
Not in my opinion but it is only an opinion.

Monkeys run civilizations on opinion.  They call it "democracy" or "a republic", but it's still opinion.

A civilization run on nothing but fact is an impossibility.

Couldn't agree more. However a civilisation run on nothing but opinion is also an impossibility. This fact leads to many lulz.

No, a civilization run on nothing but opinion works just fine.  For a while.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

I wonder if there's a critical mass, measurable in lawbook pagecount, which marks the end of that "while"

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Captain Utopia

I hold out hope that while a civilisation may run on opinion, you can aim to increase how much of that opinion is influenced by fact-based data. The ability to share/correlate/advertise facts on the internet hasn't quite reached its full potential, but I think it will.

Lies

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 02:21:21 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 03, 2009, 02:18:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 03, 2009, 01:57:07 PM
Order is an illusion.

Law is an attempt made by people who don't understand this, to impose and maintain this fantasy state by threatening people into conforming to a set of arbitrary rules.

Um, so wanton murder, etc, is a good thing?
The government thinks so.

What government?

All the ones that think that sending out young men to kill and be killed is a good idea.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: FP on November 03, 2009, 02:34:22 PM
I hold out hope that while a civilisation may run on opinion, you can aim to increase how much of that opinion is influenced by fact-based data. The ability to share/correlate/advertise facts on the internet hasn't quite reached its full potential, but I think it will.

I hold out hope that the primates will evolve into sensible bipeds that see the illusion of power for the trap it is.

But it's just hope. A harmless indulgence with no grounding or precedent in the real world  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Captain Utopia

Quote from: Lysergic on November 03, 2009, 02:37:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 02:21:21 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 03, 2009, 02:18:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 03, 2009, 01:57:07 PM
Order is an illusion.

Law is an attempt made by people who don't understand this, to impose and maintain this fantasy state by threatening people into conforming to a set of arbitrary rules.

Um, so wanton murder, etc, is a good thing?
The government thinks so.

What government?

All the ones that think that sending out young men to kill and be killed is a good idea.
The best course of action is not always a good idea.

P3nT4gR4m

Granted but it's not always a bloodbath wrapped up in a clusterfuck either

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Captain Utopia

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 03, 2009, 02:39:52 PM
Quote from: FP on November 03, 2009, 02:34:22 PM
I hold out hope that while a civilisation may run on opinion, you can aim to increase how much of that opinion is influenced by fact-based data. The ability to share/correlate/advertise facts on the internet hasn't quite reached its full potential, but I think it will.

I hold out hope that the primates will evolve into sensible bipeds that see the illusion of power for the trap it is.

But it's just hope. A harmless indulgence with no grounding or precedent in the real world  :lulz:
:wink: I am involved in several projects ( one of which: http://www.metagovernment.org/ ) with the explicit aim of making that a reality.

P3nT4gR4m

Good luck avoiding the revolution paradigm:

The powerful will not give up their fix and will cling to it while all around them crashes and burns (think roman emperors and small guitars that fit under your chin)

The only way to take power from them is by force and that means coming to power yourself.

If successful you will be addicted to power for it's own ends and utterly beyond redemption.

Soon a disgruntled mass will rise against you.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

I'm not saying the addictive property of power is theoretically impossible to resist. All I'm saying is that in 2million years of human evolution it's never happened yet. :D

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 03, 2009, 02:52:27 PM
I'm not saying the addictive property of power is theoretically impossible to resist. All I'm saying is that in 2million years of human evolution it's never happened yet. :D

I disagree: the American Revolution is a counterexample.

Considering how often the system of governance has been called an "Experiment", one might conclude They Did That Shit For Science.

So, mix in another ideal or agenda, like Doing This Shit for Science, and the fires of revolution might actually cool or quench, or get back inside the furnace of progress.