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Started by Nast, November 03, 2009, 04:32:29 AM

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#15
November 03, 2009, 04:54:47 AM
have you ever met a for?
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Dysnomia

#16
November 03, 2009, 04:55:16 AM
NASTURTIUMS IS INSENSITIVE TO WOODCHUCKS  :argh!:




FINE THEN, SINCE MY QUESTION ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH




WHAT AM I THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?????
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Nast

#17
November 03, 2009, 04:56:37 AM
Quote from: rong on November 03, 2009, 04:54:47 AM
have you ever met a for?

I'm sure I saw one at the bus stop or supermarket, but I probably didn't think much of it.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

rong

#18
November 03, 2009, 05:01:09 AM
if time were to stop, how long would it stop for?
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Captain Utopia

#19
November 03, 2009, 05:01:19 AM
What are the answers going to be for the next three questions you receive on this thread?

rong

#20
November 03, 2009, 05:02:19 AM
counting this one?
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Nast

#21
November 03, 2009, 05:02:27 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 03, 2009, 04:55:16 AM
NASTURTIUMS IS INSENSITIVE TO WOODCHUCKS  :argh!:




FINE THEN, SINCE MY QUESTION ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH




WHAT AM I THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?????

I'M NOT INSENSITIVE, I'M PROTECTING THIS NATION'S CHILDREN FROM THESE IMPURE  VALUES. IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY SOLE STRUGGLE, LITTLE JOHNNY COULD END UP A PART OF THIS WOOD CHUCKING LIFESTYLE. WHERE WILL IT STOP?

And you're thinking about Abba, for some reason. Why are you thinking about Abba? Stop it right now.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Nast

#22
November 03, 2009, 05:02:48 AM
Quote from: FP on November 03, 2009, 05:01:19 AM
What are the answers going to be for the next three questions you receive on this thread?

Dicks, dicks and dicks.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Nast

#23
November 03, 2009, 05:03:24 AM
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Dysnomia

#24
November 03, 2009, 05:04:18 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on November 03, 2009, 05:02:27 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 03, 2009, 04:55:16 AM
NASTURTIUMS IS INSENSITIVE TO WOODCHUCKS  :argh!:




FINE THEN, SINCE MY QUESTION ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH




WHAT AM I THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?????

I'M NOT INSENSITIVE, I'M PROTECTING THIS NATION'S CHILDREN FROM THESE IMPURE  VALUES. IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY SOLE STRUGGLE, LITTLE JOHNNY COULD END UP A PART OF THIS WOOD CHUCKING LIFESTYLE. WHERE WILL IT STOP?

And you're thinking about Abba, for some reason. Why are you thinking about Abba? Stop it right now.


HOLYSHIT


I AM ACTUALLY   :eek:


QUICK TELL ME MY FUTUREEEEEE
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Captain Utopia

#25
November 03, 2009, 05:04:33 AM
Your mom has twelve...?

Nast

#26
November 03, 2009, 05:11:23 AM Last Edit: November 03, 2009, 05:16:29 AM by Nasturtiums
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 03, 2009, 05:04:18 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on November 03, 2009, 05:02:27 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 03, 2009, 04:55:16 AM
NASTURTIUMS IS INSENSITIVE TO WOODCHUCKS  :argh!:




FINE THEN, SINCE MY QUESTION ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH




WHAT AM I THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?????

I'M NOT INSENSITIVE, I'M PROTECTING THIS NATION'S CHILDREN FROM THESE IMPURE  VALUES. IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY SOLE STRUGGLE, LITTLE JOHNNY COULD END UP A PART OF THIS WOOD CHUCKING LIFESTYLE. WHERE WILL IT STOP?

And you're thinking about Abba, for some reason. Why are you thinking about Abba? Stop it right now.


HOLYSHIT


I AM ACTUALLY   :eek:


QUICK TELL ME MY FUTUREEEEEE

I see a tall dark and handsome stranger in your future, but he'll be afraid of commitment and put wet towels in the hamper even though you tell him not to.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Dysnomia

#27
November 03, 2009, 05:13:16 AM
HOLY SHITTTTTTTTT


I actually am seeing a tall dark and handsome guy (not rly a stranger though), and he IS afraid of commitment (more change than anything else). 



WHAT ELSE DO YOU SEE?  LOTTO NUMBERS?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Nast

#28
November 03, 2009, 05:17:10 AM
Quote from: FP on November 03, 2009, 05:04:33 AM
Your mom has twelve...?

Certainly not dicks, if that's what you were expecting.

She has thirteen of those.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Nast

#29
November 03, 2009, 05:22:45 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 03, 2009, 05:13:16 AM
HOLY SHITTTTTTTTT


I actually am seeing a tall dark and handsome guy (not rly a stranger though), and he IS afraid of commitment (more change than anything else). 



WHAT ELSE DO YOU SEE?  LOTTO NUMBERS?

21, 26, 33, 37, 46, 47!

DO EEEET!
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."
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