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Started by Shit, November 03, 2009, 06:43:47 AM

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November 03, 2009, 06:43:47 AM Last Edit: November 03, 2009, 07:10:12 AM by Pope Benny
I believe in bubbles.
So long, and thanks for all the shit.

Lies

#1
November 03, 2009, 09:24:55 AM
I believe in a Free™ world.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#2
November 03, 2009, 09:40:36 AM
I believe in parallel universes.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Cain

#3
November 03, 2009, 09:44:25 AM
I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You sexy thing
(you sexy thing, you)

Subtract Eight!

#4
November 03, 2009, 10:17:25 AM
I believe in that thing.
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓   I\'ve subracted eight from tons of things.<br /><br />CANNA NUCCA GET A NAME CHANGE HURRR

P3nT4gR4m

#5
November 03, 2009, 11:20:29 AM
I believe this thread is a toolbox  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Triple Zero

#6
November 03, 2009, 11:51:32 AM
I believe in the Power of American Natives.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Richter

#7
November 03, 2009, 12:56:51 PM
I believe we've done this thread before.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

President Television

#8
November 03, 2009, 01:10:20 PM
I believe that some people have a deep abiding respect for the natural beauty that was once this country. And some people don't. People start pollution. People can stop it.  :cry:
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard

#9
November 03, 2009, 01:44:54 PM
I believe I need to take a dump.
"But one intelligence source we know suggests that an injection of a tiny amount of pure nicotine in the anus has the result of killing someone without leaving a mark. We're still trying to get to the bottom of this." --- Robert Eringer, On Marilyn, the Illuminati, and the Father of Our Country, The Investigator, 14 February 2009

P3nT4gR4m

#10
November 03, 2009, 01:50:40 PM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 01:10:20 PM
I believe that some people have a deep abiding respect for the natural beauty that was once this country. And some people don't. People start pollution. People can stop it.  :cry:

Goddamn hippy. Oil = freedom :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

President Television

#11
November 03, 2009, 01:58:48 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 03, 2009, 01:50:40 PM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 01:10:20 PM
I believe that some people have a deep abiding respect for the natural beauty that was once this country. And some people don't. People start pollution. People can stop it.  :cry:

Goddamn hippy. Oil = freedom :argh!:

<sheds single indian tear>
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Triple Zero

#12
November 03, 2009, 02:09:22 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 03, 2009, 11:51:32 AM
I believe in the Power of American Natives.

eurodance. of course nobody got the reference :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbqCYBOGzbM

1992 FUCK YEAH

(damn I was 12 back then hehe)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
November 03, 2009, 02:14:59 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 03, 2009, 01:50:40 PM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 01:10:20 PM
I believe that some people have a deep abiding respect for the natural beauty that was once this country. And some people don't. People start pollution. People can stop it.  :cry:

Goddamn hippy. Oil = freedom :argh!:

Oil = life.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
November 03, 2009, 02:15:45 PM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 01:10:20 PM
I believe that some people have a deep abiding respect for the natural beauty that was once this country. And some people don't. People start pollution. People can stop it.  :cry:

Sure we can.  Half of my department's time is taken up maintaining pollution control devices at the refinery.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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