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Ultimate Troll Thread Nomination Thread

Started by Cramulus, November 04, 2009, 02:03:16 AM

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Cramulus

TROLL HALL OF FAME NOMINATION THREAD

post links (for the lovagod don't bump) threads of epic or hilarious drama. Try to recall as much as you can to summarize what happened. Then we will discuss and vote.

at some point, somebody might put a page up on the wiki which lists this TROLL HALL OF FAME



Thread: Why is the internet so fucking fascist?
Starring: I Am Not a Rhombus
Length: 47 pages
Link: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=14112.0
Notes: This may be where we first encountered the tempest known as I Am Not a Rhombus. It started as a discussion about whether or not people with Aspergers should be treated differently on the internet. The hand wringing did not stop for some time.




Thread: Hello again everyone! (massive TL;DR)
Starring: I Am Not a Rhombus
Length: 27 pages
Link: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=19300.0
Notes: The Rhombus Returns to tell us what terrible people we all are. Weighing in at 27 pages, this thread wasn't as prolonged as the original, but did get pretty out of control.

Cramulus

Thread:     BIP- Just call me Nigger to my face.
Starring: The lamanite
Length: 28 pages
Link: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=13141.msg417208#msg417208
Notes: The Lamanite was an american indian who resented being treated like a second class citizen. What he never noticed was that nobody was treating him like a second class citizen. That is, until he decided that most of us should be killed so the land can return to balance. IIRC there was another thread before this one in which he flipped out at everybody. He flounced for a bit, and then returned with this gem of a thread, accusing us of being racist for having the word "Niger" in the latin "Black Iron Prison" logo. Later in the thread, he admitted his intent was to provoke somebody into calling him nigger. Nobody ever did. He eventually left.

Cramulus

Thread:     A kLoKwErK kAoS
Starring: A kLoKwErK kAoS
Length: 37 pages
Link: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=11992.0
Notes: A Klokwerk Kaos really deserves his own hall of fame. Here is his debut thread, in which you will learn about his myspace page. You'll notice that he was sort of well received ... until about page 3 or so. His attempts to master and eventually masturbate this forum consumed everybody's attention for something like two months. Nobody's really sure when he switched gears and decided to waste everybody's time hardcore. It was at this point that the first PLEDGE was declared (not present ITT). For those who were there at the time, he remains one of the memorable trolls to ever post on PD.

Cramulus

Thread:     Stirring up Trouble: Why Api is anti-MLK Day
Starring: Saint Aini
Length: 24 pages
Link: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=14989.0
Notes: I guess this is more of a drama thread than a troll thread. In this thread, we all learned something about race relations. Namely that aini is afraid of all black people because they (apparently) want to rape her.

Cramulus

Thread:     SO, ARAFELIS: Trying to stir shit?
Starring: Arafelis
Length: 53 pages
Link: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=21100.0
Notes: I actually have no recollection of what this is about but it's 53 fucking pages long.



Thread: Pointless drama, hysteria and self-righteous whinging thread.
Starring: Daruko
Length: 28 pages
Link: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16332.0
Notes: This is a split from some other thread. Actually it may be several splits. So it's a bit disjointed to read, but you do get some classic daruko spirals.

Cramulus

Thread: Attn: TGRR, Nigel, and Faust?
Starring: Daruko
Length: 36 pages
Link: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=17135.0
Notes: IIRC - Daruko dropped an imagebomb, we discussed banning him, and then all sort of hilarity ensued

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I think that "Why is the internet so fucking fascist?" might be my favorite troll thread of all time, BUT "SO, ARAFELIS: Trying to stir shit?" was classic simply for getting so many KINDS of drama and varieties of antagonism, and people from different boards, involved. Oh man.

If I wasn't painting my best friend's den in five minutes I'd try to dig up a Dead Kennedy thread and see if any of those are worth nominating.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Dysnomia

It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Iason Ouabache

Quote from: Cramulus on November 04, 2009, 02:27:50 AM
Thread:     Stirring up Trouble: Why Api is anti-MLK Day
Starring: Saint Aini
Length: 24 pages
Link: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=14989.0
Notes: I guess this is more of a drama thread than a troll thread. In this thread, we all learned something about race relations. Namely that aini is afraid of all black people because they (apparently) want to rape her.
This thread happened exactly 2 weeks before I got here which is probably why I have almost no memory of Aini.

Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 04, 2009, 04:37:19 AM
No wade?
wade doesn't deserve anything!!!  :argh!:
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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President Television

It's funny, whenever anyone brings up Wade, I think of Wade Fulp. I still don't know who this particular Wade is, but the mental image of Fulp trolling this forum is good enough for me.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

AFK

AKK hands down.  No contest.  Lamanite is the closest after him. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jenne


Dysnomia

I think the important question here is:

What does this thread have to do with black rapists?


Sparkley Aini Shit,
does not sleep with anyone if they are even 1/16 black for fear of evil rapeAIDS
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Cain

I split my vote between GIGGLES and Tyler

Cramulus

There are more great drama threads out there... anybody remember what they're called?


Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 04, 2009, 04:37:19 AM
No wade?

this is the part where other people scum through the archives and make nominations -- I almost gave myself an aneurysm last night reading all this crap at once!

for example, I can't bring myself to search for those amazing Dead Kennedy threads. They're in here somewhere....

and feel free to chime in if you have summaries / memories / comments on any of the above threads too. But after we've got all the threads listed, we'll have a poll to vote for the worst PD member evar.  :p



BTW - if you are responsible for one of the above threads, or some other drama, feel free to de-lurk and nominate yourself! There are a lot of people, I'm sure, who wish they could get a medal, or at least some recongition, for all this garbage.