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What do THEY really Believe?

Started by Richter, November 04, 2009, 04:25:47 PM

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Triple Zero

#30
November 05, 2009, 07:35:52 PM
They believe the Map is the Territory.

They believe eating the Menu is part of a nutricious and well-balanced diet and does not make you fat or diabetic.

They believe what they are Told to believe.
They believe the words of the Company song.
They believe that White is Might is Right is Strong.

They believe someone is Responsible for them.

They believe in Good.
They believe Deep Down we believe what they Believe.
Except for those No Good Shits, they can't be Saved.
They believe in Evil.

They believe they are Doing the Right Thing.


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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

LMNO

#31
November 05, 2009, 07:43:36 PM
THEY'RE ALL WORKING FOR THE CLAMPTOWN!
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