What do THEY really Believe?

[Richter]

Your baseless assumptions about the 'other guys':

Those people in church?  That's not God they're praying to.  That's just their cover story.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Neoconservatives actually have a sicker sense of humor than we do, and are intent on taking the joke totally overboard. Every year they get away with ramping it up, and every year it gets more hilarious.

[Thurnez Isa]

Neoconservatives and the Religious Funny People aren't really the same thing. Most Neocons are actually atheists who like to suck Religious Right Dick for power.

[Jenne]

I dunno, having once BEEN the Religious Reich, I can safely say I WAS praying to God, Jesus, whatever, and I kept up that constant dialogue in my head to them, too.

I had to de-program myself in my early-20's to realize that's me, talking to ME.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I dunno, having once BEEN the Religious Reich, I can safely say I WAS praying to God, Jesus, whatever, and I kept up that constant dialogue in my head to them, too.

I had to de-program myself in my early-20's to realize that's me, talking to ME.

That's because you were secretly one of us all along, you just didn't know it.

Now get with the game; this thread is for baseless assumptions (like the one I just made above in this very post). Start making shit up that has minimal basis in reality but satisfies the shit-flinging monkey inside!

[Cramulus]

In china, people eat General Tso's chicken, egg rolls, and beef with broccoli.

I dunno, having once BEEN the Religious Reich, I can safely say I WAS praying to God, Jesus, whatever, and I kept up that constant dialogue in my head to them, too.

yo we all know that's really a satellite called JHVH-1, which has been orbiting in earth's upper atmosphere for 2000 years or something like that

[Jenne]

I dunno, having once BEEN the Religious Reich, I can safely say I WAS praying to God, Jesus, whatever, and I kept up that constant dialogue in my head to them, too.

I had to de-program myself in my early-20's to realize that's me, talking to ME.

That's because you were secretly one of us all along, you just didn't know it.

Now get with the game; this thread is for baseless assumptions (like the one I just made above in this very post). Start making shit up that has minimal basis in reality but satisfies the shit-flinging monkey inside!

But that's the thing...you don't have to make it up.  It's cringeworthy on its own merits.  Nothing is worse than hearing your parents plotting what GOD wants them to do once Dad gets out of the clink.

[Jenne]

In china, people eat General Tso's chicken, egg rolls, and beef with broccoli.

I dunno, having once BEEN the Religious Reich, I can safely say I WAS praying to God, Jesus, whatever, and I kept up that constant dialogue in my head to them, too.

yo we all know that's really a satellite called JHVH-1, which has been orbiting in earth's upper atmosphere for 2000 years or something like that

Ah!  Mystery solved.  The voices in my head were really 0's and 1's hidden in subtext.

(I actually think that'd be cool, at some point.)

[Richter]

Doctors and Aestheticians, some of them have fetishes for infected pores and sebum.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I dunno, having once BEEN the Religious Reich, I can safely say I WAS praying to God, Jesus, whatever, and I kept up that constant dialogue in my head to them, too.

I had to de-program myself in my early-20's to realize that's me, talking to ME.

That's because you were secretly one of us all along, you just didn't know it.

Now get with the game; this thread is for baseless assumptions (like the one I just made above in this very post). Start making shit up that has minimal basis in reality but satisfies the shit-flinging monkey inside!

But that's the thing...you don't have to make it up.  It's cringeworthy on its own merits.  Nothing is worse than hearing your parents plotting what GOD wants them to do once Dad gets out of the clink.

Which is what makes this a "pleasant escapism" fantasy thread. It's for making up horrible shit and realizing it'll never be quite as awful as reality.

Cainad,
Now considers HP Lovesraft's cosmic horrors to be a right jolly romp in fantasy land, compared to what ordinary humans can do

[Shit]

God is the devil.
Earth is Hell.
Humans are hypnotized angels.

[Richter]

I dunno, having once BEEN the Religious Reich, I can safely say I WAS praying to God, Jesus, whatever, and I kept up that constant dialogue in my head to them, too.

I had to de-program myself in my early-20's to realize that's me, talking to ME.

That wasn't THEIR church, Jenne

[Jenne]

I dunno, having once BEEN the Religious Reich, I can safely say I WAS praying to God, Jesus, whatever, and I kept up that constant dialogue in my head to them, too.

I had to de-program myself in my early-20's to realize that's me, talking to ME.

That wasn't THEIR church, Jenne

Now THAT...I hadn't thought of.  Hm.

[Jenne]

Let's see if I'm doin' this right:

Doctors are only in it for the money and the power over the little people.

Teachers don't really want to teach, they just wanna bang your heads with books and teach to the test.  They secretly hate all little kids and just show up to their joe-jobs to collect their paychecks.

Dentists really do like torturing people with small metal objects and high powered drills.

[Suu]

Your baseless assumptions about the 'other guys':

Those people in church?  That's not God they're praying to.  That's just their cover story.

I know all about it. I'm a Confirmed™ Catholic you know.