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Started by East Coast Hustle, November 05, 2009, 03:28:04 AM

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Kai

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Kai on November 05, 2009, 07:42:52 PM
Alcohol's a tool of The Machine.

Truth.

If they ever invented a non-alcohol version of beer that tasted like beer, they'd have a customer for life.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

Define "beer"


Clausthauler tastes like shit, but so do a lot of the beers we've been talking about.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO on November 05, 2009, 07:58:35 PM
Define "beer"

Guinness.

Anything less than that is bottled piss, and is fit only for making bratwurst.

[/Rprime]
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

In that case,


LEARN TO LIVE WITH DISAPPOINTMENT, SPAG.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Kai on November 05, 2009, 07:42:52 PM
Alcohol's a tool of The Machine.

And like any other tool, it's on YOU whether or not you choose to use it in a manner that is detrimental to whatever it is you're trying to do with your life. Alcohol in and of itself is neither inherently good nor inherently bad.

OK, well, maybe it IS inherently good and it's just easy for stupid people to use it improperly.
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2009, 08:00:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 05, 2009, 07:58:35 PM
Define "beer"

Guinness.

Anything less than that is bottled piss, and is fit only for making bratwurst.

[/Rprime]

I was about to recommend Einbecker Non-alcoholic, which actually tastes pretty close to beer, but then I saw that you like Guiness, which tastes nothing like beer.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Suu

To this day the only beer that has ever made me sick was Miller Lite and Natty Ice. After that, I vowed to never go back to college.
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East Coast Hustle

Icehouse and MGD both trigger my gag reflex. Anything else can be choked down.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO


East Coast Hustle

I lived with a roommate for most of the last 2 years who preferred his beer at room temperature, so anytime I was too broke to have my own I'd have to drink his room temperature budweiser. Admittedly, in eastern Maine "room temperature" was usually around 50 degrees but still, my tolerance for warm shitty beer is greater than that of ordinary men.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO


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