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Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, November 06, 2009, 04:09:14 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"Butt-Plug" will never ever cease to crack me up.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Sir Squid Diddimus

 :lulz:

i'll forever laugh at butt plug

Iason Ouabache

 :lulz: I have never seen Butt-Plug before. That was amazing. He was able to get through the entire conversation with a total of 5 words. 

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2009, 04:22:05 AM
Wanda: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXxGtvxZ7jA

Wanda Sykes is painfully unfunny and should be thrown off of a building onto Carlos Mencia, hopefully killing both of them. Just sayin.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on November 07, 2009, 06:56:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2009, 04:22:05 AM
Wanda: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXxGtvxZ7jA

Wanda Sykes is painfully unfunny and should be thrown off of a building onto Carlos Mencia, hopefully killing both of them. Just sayin.

Wow, I find Wanda Sykes irresistibly, can't-stop-laughing funny. Her lines in Pootie Tang made my world.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Maybe you just have to be black.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Triple Zero

Quote from: Nigel on November 08, 2009, 01:23:49 AM
Maybe you just have to be black.

Well, there you go! And I can't tell you you should switch to Linux?

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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Triple Zero on November 08, 2009, 04:05:13 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 08, 2009, 01:23:49 AM
Maybe you just have to be black.

Well, there you go! And I can't tell you you should switch to Linux?



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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."