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Help! The nazzis are after me!

Started by Dalek, November 07, 2009, 12:10:48 PM

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

How old are you DALEKK? Where do you live? Is this in the UK?

It seems like in areas where citizens are allowed to be armed people are much more polite and this sort of shit doesn't happen.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on November 10, 2009, 09:03:12 PM
How old are you DALEKK? Where do you live? Is this in the UK?

It seems like in areas where citizens are allowed to be armed people are much more polite and this sort of shit doesn't happen.

No, we just shoot each other over fender benders.   :lulz:
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Well that fucker should have been watching the road.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

Scout out places to hide away from your home with multiple escape routes.

Practice sprinting and endurance running more.

Start studying jiu-jitsu from a qualified teacher if you're slim (small circle jiu-jitsu especially), wrestling, or a martial art that involves grappling. One of the first things you should learn is how to wriggle free from common holds so you have a better chance at breaking free and getting the fuck out.

Also, carry an emergency whistle for the most effective way to get people's attention around you.
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Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on November 10, 2009, 09:14:33 PM
Scout out places to hide away from your home with multiple escape routes.

Practice sprinting and endurance running more.

Start studying jiu-jitsu from a qualified teacher if you're slim (small circle jiu-jitsu especially), wrestling, or a martial art that involves grappling. One of the first things you should learn is how to wriggle free from common holds so you have a better chance at breaking free and getting the fuck out.

Also, carry an emergency whistle for the most effective way to get people's attention around you.


Grappling isnt always the most effective for self defense, especially against a group. Also, grappling on concrete is teh suck.

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Quote from: Z³ on November 10, 2009, 09:18:15 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on November 10, 2009, 09:14:33 PM
Scout out places to hide away from your home with multiple escape routes.

Practice sprinting and endurance running more.

Start studying jiu-jitsu from a qualified teacher if you're slim (small circle jiu-jitsu especially), wrestling, or a martial art that involves grappling. One of the first things you should learn is how to wriggle free from common holds so you have a better chance at breaking free and getting the fuck out.

Also, carry an emergency whistle for the most effective way to get people's attention around you.


Grappling isnt always the most effective for self defense, especially against a group. Also, grappling on concrete is teh suck.

The most effective technique is to GTFO, learning how to get free from someone holding you down for the rest to beat is the fastest way to GTFO.

Also, this guy seems pretty legit.
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fomenter

very effective self defense... throat punching, eye-gouging, knee breaking and of course nut kicking  :wink:  
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

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Quote from: fomenter on November 10, 2009, 09:24:56 PM
very effective self defense... throat punching, eye-gouging, knee breaking and of course nut kicking  :wink: 

But you can't do a lot of that if some huge thug has a firm grip on your arm—which requires some technique to slip out of.
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Shibboleet The Annihilator

If you have to fight, don't be afraid to throw a few elbows. Actually, throw a lot of elbows.

BabylonHoruv

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2009, 08:11:17 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 10, 2009, 05:43:29 PM
Skinhead /= nazi

In what fucking universe?

Shaving your head does not equal being a Nazi.

Shaving your head, wearing Doc Martins, and screeching racist screeds like a loon does (ie, your typical skinhead).

Not a Nazi until you add the racist screeds.  SHARP's and SPAR's do the Doc Martens, other Skinhead gear but they are definitely not Nazis.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 10, 2009, 09:34:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2009, 08:11:17 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 10, 2009, 05:43:29 PM
Skinhead /= nazi

In what fucking universe?

Shaving your head does not equal being a Nazi.

Shaving your head, wearing Doc Martins, and screeching racist screeds like a loon does (ie, your typical skinhead).

Not a Nazi until you add the racist screeds.  SHARP's and SPAR's do the Doc Martens, other Skinhead gear but they are definitely not Nazis.

Who does what?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

Marc "Animal" MacYoung is pretty well known in the "RBSD" community (not to be confused with the BDSM community, though there are some overlaps) as being a straight shooter.

Really, any martial art is better than none, so long as you practice with a resisting partner for sparring.  I could get all wonkish about MMA and Muay Thai versus Brazilian Ju-jitsu and Jeet Kune Do...but at the end of the day, practice something where the techniques are not pre-planned and are not pulled, do some reading on self-defense (the above site will do just nicely) and maybe practice some more unusual scenarios with a friend outside of the dojo, once you're fairly proficient in your chosen martial art.

fomenter

Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on November 10, 2009, 09:31:58 PM
Quote from: fomenter on November 10, 2009, 09:24:56 PM
very effective self defense... throat punching, eye-gouging, knee breaking and of course nut kicking  :wink:  

But you can't do a lot of that if some huge thug has a firm grip on your arm—which requires some technique to slip out of.
nothing against having grappling skills (i would get some if i had a chance)
but you would be surprised how much damage/pain one free hand or foot can cause, even a missed kick raked down the front of a shin with a hard soled boot will make a pretty tough guy re think the grip he has on you...
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Shibboleet The Annihilator

...provided he can still feel his shins.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

If he's high on meth or PCP he might not care that you've scraped his shin, crushed his balls, or emptied a revolver into him. If you want to GTFO at that point, you need to physically wrench yourself free.

This kid has significant parkour experience, so being able to run is paramount.
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