KONFESS TO KAOUSUU

[Suu]

Ohhh, grand princess from the island of filth, i query you for forgiveness, for my sin is of falling constantly to my inner troll and making snappy posts that waste the precious interweb of our gracious Lord Al Gore hath given us!

There is only one solution.

hxxp://mysticwicks.com

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I also confess that I have allowed myself to be treated as a disposable friend by someone I liked and trusted, and done so without either bringing the wrath or simply walking away.  I intend to rectify that, by the walking away bit.  I confess that I've been a fucking idiot for quite some time now, and put myself in this position through nobody's fault but my own.  I confess that I fucking hate just about everyone, and when I suddenly realize that one of the few people I don't hate views me as an annoying puppy, I confess that this fills me with a level of sudden indifference that is difficult to articulate.

The indifference that you feel comes as a sign that you can't yourself to truly hate these people as much as you wish. It's showing a struggle between a sliver of love and the Darkside of the Force. Without knowing the whole story, it's hard for me to direct you down the right path, so I will simply say, "Do what must be done, Lord Vader."

Naw, I even hate the people I like, at least some of the time.  This person just ceased existing, is all.

I don't think you hate as much as you should. Hate moar.

Oh, I can do that.  Oh, yes.  I shall reach heights of hate that will make Paul of Tarsus look like Mr Rogers.

Just not with this person.  This person will never again get the time of day from me.

But yeah.  More hate.  I'm on it.

[The Johnny]

Ohhh, grand princess from the island of filth, i query you for forgiveness, for my sin is of falling constantly to my inner troll and making snappy posts that waste the precious interweb of our gracious Lord Al Gore hath given us!

There is only one solution.

hxxp://mysticwicks.com

[Cainad (dec.)]

Forgive me, for I have committed the sin of sloth: I forgot to visit my wrath upon my congregation today, and I took a nap instead.

The sin of Sloth doesn't fuck around. For this, you must stripped naked of your clothes this weekend at the larp, and while St. Cramulus or St. Richter as my witness, you will perform Modern Major General from the Pirates of Penzance 16 times. If you do not comply, the gauntlet, ala Barry Lindon.

But it's so cold... I may have to take the gauntlet to avoid embarrassment.

[Suu]

BEHOLD YOUR ORACLE




lol I look underwater. These thinks become more apparently while under the influence. Also, I bought a few things at Walgreens an hour ago I just remembered. Fortunately none of them are perishable.

[Suu]

Forgive me, for I have committed the sin of sloth: I forgot to visit my wrath upon my congregation today, and I took a nap instead.

The sin of Sloth doesn't fuck around. For this, you must stripped naked of your clothes this weekend at the larp, and while St. Cramulus or St. Richter as my witness, you will perform Modern Major General from the Pirates of Penzance 16 times. If you do not comply, the gauntlet, ala Barry Lindon.

But it's so cold... I may have to take the gauntlet to avoid embarrassment.

I never said it had to be outside. But it has to be in front of a group no smaller than 5.

[Dysnomia]

Forgive me Suu for I have sinned.  I have been too nice to my stepford wife coworkers at preschool.  I fear this will cause them to think they can 'convert me' to their lifestyle. 

[Suu]

Forgive me Suu for I have sinned.  I have been too nice to my stepford wife coworkers at preschool.  I fear this will cause them to think they can 'convert me' to their lifestyle. 

I say conform and work as an insider. Report back with the results.

[KopyKat253]

Please forgive me Kaousuu, I have made an arse and a half of myself in my short time here. How may I Repent for my Dumbfuckery and other stupid thread-jacking activities?

[Dysnomia]

Yes Ma'am!  

[Suu]

Please forgive me Kaousuu, I have made an arse and a half of myself in my short time here. How may I Repent for my Dumbfuckery and other stupid thread-jacking activities?

KYS, FTB.

[KopyKat253]

Please forgive me Kaousuu, I have made an arse and a half of myself in my short time here. How may I Repent for my Dumbfuckery and other stupid thread-jacking activities?

KYS, FTB.

OIC. Straight to discordian hell for me then.

[Cramulus]

I confess that now that I'm single, I'm going to be jerking off to weirder things.



No, weirder.






...weirder.

Dude.  Two words.  Copromesis pron.

okay I confess I had to look it up

and the top google hit is our forum



and the post is this:

http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/Unreal.jpg  <---- TOTALLY ABSOLUTELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK.  OR ANYWHERE ELSE.

In related news, click it.  It's shiny.

[Cainad (dec.)]

http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/Unreal.jpg  <---- TOTALLY ABSOLUTELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK.  OR ANYWHERE ELSE.

In related news, click it.  It's shiny.

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! Why did I click?!

[Suu]

I know better than to click on that link, I know what's waiting for me.