Things I hate

[Bu🤠ns]

Yeah, I really don't know what to add other than...

Brown-Nosers and glorious upstarts
Shoe tongues that slide to the left or right (depending on the foot)
Crazy people who take their shit out on others to make them feel better about their miserable plastic lives
Wet Beanbag chairs
Screaming children
The Price is Right with Drew Carry
Mouth breathers
Feltching
"Tall, Grande, Venti"
Chicks who wear skirts and knee high boots who make a point of not smiling.
People who identify with their job.
Aspartame (in fucking YOGURT WTF?)
"Mundane"
"Spiritual"
People who only identify with their sexuality
EXPECTATION!

[Suu]

People who think patronizing a service or retail establishment means they are OWED something. 
Bigots.
People who take my food.
Irresponsible breeding
Manipulation
Lima beans
Drama
Cheese perogis
Unlabeled liver meat
small, yappy, dogs
people who can't take a clue to fuck off.
people who always tell you what they think you need to hear when you don't, or are doing wrong, when you aren't
Anyone else other than a select few besides myself operating motor vehicles.
Having to fix or apologize for other people's mistakes.
Nerve damage
Sports fans.
Sports stadiums
Traffic.

I knew you hated me! I KNEW IT!

[BabylonHoruv]

I'm gonna join in the hate of fake sugar.  Whether it is aspartame, sucralose, or saccharine.  I don't hate high fructose corn syrup, but I don't really like it either.  Why don't they just leave that shit out if they wanna cut calories?  It's too damn sweet anyways.

[AFK]

Microsoft Publisher

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

whiny threads

[Richter]

People who think patronizing a service or retail establishment means they are OWED something. 
Bigots.
People who take my food.
Irresponsible breeding
Manipulation
Lima beans
Drama
Cheese perogis
Unlabeled liver meat
small, yappy, dogs
people who can't take a clue to fuck off.
people who always tell you what they think you need to hear when you don't, or are doing wrong, when you aren't
Anyone else other than a select few besides myself operating motor vehicles.
Having to fix or apologize for other people's mistakes.
Nerve damage
Sports fans.
Sports stadiums
Traffic.

I knew you hated me! I KNEW IT!

This is a VERY inclusive list.  It should be an ego boost that you WEREN'T one of the people I lumped under "Cheese perogis"

I'm gonna join in the hate of fake sugar.  Whether it is aspartame, sucralose, or saccharine.  I don't hate high fructose corn syrup, but I don't really like it either.  Why don't they just leave that shit out if they wanna cut calories?  It's too damn sweet anyways.

2nd'ed!

[Brotep]

I'd never complain about too much creativity, but too much inspiration is another matter.

Let's see what else...

--people who demand apologies when you did nothing wrong
--getting pestered with paperwork while on a leave of absence from reality
--contemporary country music
--anything that requires waking up before 11am
--"issues"
--beautiful women who just want to be friends.  And not the kind you sleep with.  Unless...Oh shit, I have to go look into something.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Microsoft Publisher

Microsoft Planner. 

[Lyris_Nymphetamine]

Do you hate polls:

Yes?
No?
Maybe?

[Dimocritus]

"Film Flam"

wait... 

whiny threads

Winnar?!?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I hate fake sugar too.

And UTIs. 

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I hate that one of my co-workers comes in hungover regularly and has the gall to bitch because he can smell "weed" from the apartment next door.

Hey "DUI x 2 Guy" Shut The Fuck Up!

[East Coast Hustle]

Hipsters.

that's pretty much it right now.

[Eater of Clowns]

Hipsters.

that's pretty much it right now.

Holy shit aren't you on the west coast?

Good luck with that.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hipsters.

that's pretty much it right now.

They're everywhere, but you learn to ignore them.