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Condoms on the lawn? GOP gets even funnier.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 13, 2009, 12:16:26 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

http://www.idahostatesman.com/newsupdates/story/966677.html

QuoteBlake Hall, a leading figure in Idaho and national politics for 25 years, was fired Monday as a deputy prosecuting attorney in eastern Idaho and has resigned from the Republican National Committee.

Hall, a former member of the state Board of Education, pleaded guilty Friday to stalking a former girlfriend and is serving a 15-day jail sentence. He also was sentenced to a year of supervised probation. A six-month jail sentence was suspended.

Idaho Falls police reported that witnesses said Hall disposed of used condoms on the lawn of the woman's house. Nineteen condoms were turned over to police, collected on 10 different dates, according to a police report. Both Hall and his lawyer acknowledged the condoms belonged to him, according to a police report.

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Kai

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Dysfunctional Cunt

WAIT!

Who walks around with used condoms?  WTF kind of shit is that? 

For me that is sicker than the stalking.  Where would one hold a used condom for later disposal?  Their pocket?

Sorry, I can't get past that part......

LMNO

I can think of one very obvious place to carry around a used condom...

rygD

This is such a brilliant idea.  I am sure others will take up this act.
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Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: LMNO on November 13, 2009, 03:30:38 PM
I can think of one very obvious place to carry around a used condom...

Which was my first thought truthfully, but since there were witnesses and he didn't get charged with indecent exposure....

I had to move on to  :x

Kai

Quote from: Khara on November 13, 2009, 10:15:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 13, 2009, 03:30:38 PM
I can think of one very obvious place to carry around a used condom...

Which was my first thought truthfully, but since there were witnesses and he didn't get charged with indecent exposure....

I had to move on to  :x

Don't you mean  :x :1fap: ?
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Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish