Baguette thwarts science

[Cain]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/physics/article6905250.ece

The rehabilitation of the beleaguered Large Hadron Collider was on hold tonight after the failure of one of its powerful cooling units caused by an errant chunk of baguette.

[Cait M. R.]

FRENCH TERRORISM ITT

[Cain]

One man's terrorist is another man's world-saving freedom fighter.

[Richter]

"Closed due to pain."

[Cainad (dec.)]

"Closed due to Payne."

obvious fix

[Richter]

I can jsut see him, sitting in the accelerator, about a mile from any access port, having a smoke.

The technicians walk up, unbelieving.  "Yuur all such SPAGS."

[Richter]

Also:  Suppose this thing is accidentally a teleporter, and zapping in handfuls of dirt or chunks of bread is a sign of it WORKING.

Maybe they'll cathc on when they find elephant colon or chinese food menus in tagalog.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

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