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Baguette thwarts science

Started by Cain, November 11, 2009, 08:17:25 AM

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Cain

November 11, 2009, 08:17:25 AM
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/physics/article6905250.ece

QuoteThe rehabilitation of the beleaguered Large Hadron Collider was on hold tonight after the failure of one of its powerful cooling units caused by an errant chunk of baguette.

Cait M. R.

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November 11, 2009, 09:43:49 AM
FRENCH TERRORISM ITT

Cain

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November 11, 2009, 10:01:03 AM
One man's terrorist is another man's world-saving freedom fighter.

Richter

#3
November 11, 2009, 01:30:20 PM
"Closed due to pain."
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Richter

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November 11, 2009, 03:01:50 PM
I can jsut see him, sitting in the accelerator, about a mile from any access port, having a smoke.

The technicians walk up, unbelieving.  "Yuur all such SPAGS."
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Richter

#6
November 11, 2009, 03:15:13 PM
Also:  Suppose this thing is accidentally a teleporter, and zapping in handfuls of dirt or chunks of bread is a sign of it WORKING.

Maybe they'll cathc on when they find elephant colon or chinese food menus in tagalog.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

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November 12, 2009, 04:23:33 PM
Douglas Adams would be weeping with joy. :lulz:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

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