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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#15
November 15, 2009, 08:53:53 PM
I've never understood the "he would make one ugly woman" thing quite so... viscerally... before.

It's really quite disturbing, because Rog is rather hot as a guy. As a female though...  :x :x :x
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Richter

#16
November 15, 2009, 09:03:44 PM
I think it's the hair that just pushed it over the top.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Payne

#17
November 15, 2009, 09:11:50 PM
Dunno what you weak assed spags are whinging about.

I'd hit it like a sledgehammer driven by Laura Bush.

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#18
November 15, 2009, 11:23:39 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 15, 2009, 09:11:50 PM
Dunno what you weak assed spags are whinging about.

I'd hit it like a sledgehammer driven by Laura Bush.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
November 15, 2009, 11:24:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 15, 2009, 08:46:08 PM
I just got back from a weekend of LARP, and that's the first shit I see. 

This is bad how?  Look at me!  I am one sexy bitch!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#20
November 16, 2009, 12:31:56 AM
:lulz:  NEEDS MOAR MAKEUP!  Make that smoocher nice and RED, Rog!  :lol:  Lovely 'do, though.

(what's with the crowbar, though?)

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
November 16, 2009, 12:46:40 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 16, 2009, 12:31:56 AM
:lulz:  NEEDS MOAR MAKEUP!  Make that smoocher nice and RED, Rog!  :lol:  Lovely 'do, though.

(what's with the crowbar, though?)

To keep the guys from getting too excited by my presence.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#22
November 16, 2009, 12:55:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2009, 12:46:40 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 16, 2009, 12:31:56 AM
:lulz:  NEEDS MOAR MAKEUP!  Make that smoocher nice and RED, Rog!  :lol:  Lovely 'do, though.

(what's with the crowbar, though?)

To keep the guys from getting too excited by my presence.

Ahhh...pretty sneaky, Sis.

Payne

#23
November 16, 2009, 11:36:31 AM
You sank my battleship!

LMNO

#24
November 16, 2009, 02:23:02 PM
ATTN NIVEK: MY PANCE JUST EXPLODED.

That is all.

Cramulus

#25
November 16, 2009, 02:42:17 PM
hahahahahahahhahaha

at first I thought I was looking at a WOMP

then as I realized it was unshooped, my monitor started to rattle and smoke and I had to back away.


oh lawd!

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
November 16, 2009, 05:08:28 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 16, 2009, 02:42:17 PM
hahahahahahahhahaha

at first I thought I was looking at a WOMP

then as I realized it was unshooped, my monitor started to rattle and smoke and I had to back away.


oh lawd!

I CAN TOP IT!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Remington

#27
November 16, 2009, 06:15:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2009, 05:08:28 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 16, 2009, 02:42:17 PM
hahahahahahahhahaha

at first I thought I was looking at a WOMP

then as I realized it was unshooped, my monitor started to rattle and smoke and I had to back away.


oh lawd!

I CAN TOP IT!
:shudders in fear
Don't do it, Roger! You'll break the internets!
Is it plugged in?

LMNO

#28
November 16, 2009, 06:38:32 PM
Please! Have mercy on my pance!

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#29
November 16, 2009, 06:46:17 PM
Now I have a whole new reason to fight with Roger... THE MAKE UP SEX!!!!
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