NIGEL IS DRUNK

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH YOUR CLONE IS IT GAY OR MASTURBATION.

IT IS GAY MASTURBATION, DUH.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Why can't I fall asleep on this fucking bus?

BECAUSE YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY STRANGERS, ANY ONE OF WHICH COULD PUT A POLE THROUGH YOUR FOREHEAD AT ANY MOMENT YOU MUST REMAIN VIGILANT.

[Dysnomia]

NIGEL THERE'S BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY EARS



IS THAT NORMAL?

IS NORMAL UNDER SOME CIRCUMSTANCES

BACK DIAL DOWN FROM 11.

NIGEL


I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID

LOL



I READ LETTERS BUT ALL I SEE R WORDS

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

NIGEL THERE'S BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY EARS



IS THAT NORMAL?

IS NORMAL UNDER SOME CIRCUMSTANCES

BACK DIAL DOWN FROM 11.

NIGEL


I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID

LOL



I READ LETTERS BUT ALL I SEE R WORDS

IS A SPINAL TAP REFERENCE

PAY NO MIND.

[Suu]

[Telarus]

 

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

NIGEL

ON BEHALF OF MEN EVERYWHERE, WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT?

WE WANT YOU TO CALL US EVERY DAY AND TEXT US BACK. WE WANT YOU TO AT LEAST APPEAR INTERESTED IN OUR LIVES, AND TO SHOW UP WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL SHOW UP. WE WANT YOU TO STOP WAFFLING AND JUST SAY YOU CAN EITHER SEE US ON A PARTICULAR DAY OR NOT. AND WE WANT YOU TO GIVE US ORAL SEX.

I HEARD CHOCOLATE WAS GOOD TOO. SHOULD I ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE BEFORE OR AFTER ORAL SEX? OR DURING?

ALL OF THE ABOVE.

THIS IS THE CORRECT MOTORCYCLE.

THE ORAL SEX IS ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT ALSO

DONT SCRIMP ON THAT SHIT, BOYS!

[BabylonHoruv]

NIGEL

ON BEHALF OF MEN EVERYWHERE, WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT?

WE WANT YOU TO CALL US EVERY DAY AND TEXT US BACK. WE WANT YOU TO AT LEAST APPEAR INTERESTED IN OUR LIVES, AND TO SHOW UP WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL SHOW UP. WE WANT YOU TO STOP WAFFLING AND JUST SAY YOU CAN EITHER SEE US ON A PARTICULAR DAY OR NOT. AND WE WANT YOU TO GIVE US ORAL SEX.

I HEARD CHOCOLATE WAS GOOD TOO. SHOULD I ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE BEFORE OR AFTER ORAL SEX? OR DURING?

ALL OF THE ABOVE.

THIS IS THE CORRECT MOTORCYCLE.

THE ORAL SEX IS ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT ALSO

DONT SCRIMP ON THAT SHIT, BOYS!

What is with the boys not giving the oral sex?  Maybe it is because you insist on talking too and his tongue only has enough energy for one or the other.  If done right anyways.

[East Coast Hustle]

NIGEL

WHY DIDN'T WE GET DRUNK TOGETHER?

[Dysnomia]

NIGEL



WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF URANUS?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

NIGEL

ON BEHALF OF MEN EVERYWHERE, WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT?

WE WANT YOU TO CALL US EVERY DAY AND TEXT US BACK. WE WANT YOU TO AT LEAST APPEAR INTERESTED IN OUR LIVES, AND TO SHOW UP WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL SHOW UP. WE WANT YOU TO STOP WAFFLING AND JUST SAY YOU CAN EITHER SEE US ON A PARTICULAR DAY OR NOT. AND WE WANT YOU TO GIVE US ORAL SEX.

I HEARD CHOCOLATE WAS GOOD TOO. SHOULD I ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE BEFORE OR AFTER ORAL SEX? OR DURING?

ALL OF THE ABOVE.

THIS IS THE CORRECT MOTORCYCLE.

THE ORAL SEX IS ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT ALSO

DONT SCRIMP ON THAT SHIT, BOYS!

What is with the boys not giving the oral sex?  Maybe it is because you insist on talking too and his tongue only has enough energy for one or the other.  If done right anyways.

Who the hell makes smalltalk during sex?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

NIGEL

WHY DIDN'T WE GET DRUNK TOGETHER?

NO IDEA!

I am not drunk now. Nor was I drunk last night despite ample opportunity. Instead, I am having a weird reaction to my chicken pox vaccination.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

NIGEL



WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF URANUS?

PENIS LOL

[BabylonHoruv]

NIGEL

ON BEHALF OF MEN EVERYWHERE, WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT?

WE WANT YOU TO CALL US EVERY DAY AND TEXT US BACK. WE WANT YOU TO AT LEAST APPEAR INTERESTED IN OUR LIVES, AND TO SHOW UP WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL SHOW UP. WE WANT YOU TO STOP WAFFLING AND JUST SAY YOU CAN EITHER SEE US ON A PARTICULAR DAY OR NOT. AND WE WANT YOU TO GIVE US ORAL SEX.

I HEARD CHOCOLATE WAS GOOD TOO. SHOULD I ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE BEFORE OR AFTER ORAL SEX? OR DURING?

ALL OF THE ABOVE.

THIS IS THE CORRECT MOTORCYCLE.

THE ORAL SEX IS ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT ALSO

DONT SCRIMP ON THAT SHIT, BOYS!

What is with the boys not giving the oral sex?  Maybe it is because you insist on talking too and his tongue only has enough energy for one or the other.  If done right anyways.

Who the hell makes smalltalk during sex?

just because it isn't small doesn't mean it isn't talking.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

NIGEL

ON BEHALF OF MEN EVERYWHERE, WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT?

WE WANT YOU TO CALL US EVERY DAY AND TEXT US BACK. WE WANT YOU TO AT LEAST APPEAR INTERESTED IN OUR LIVES, AND TO SHOW UP WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL SHOW UP. WE WANT YOU TO STOP WAFFLING AND JUST SAY YOU CAN EITHER SEE US ON A PARTICULAR DAY OR NOT. AND WE WANT YOU TO GIVE US ORAL SEX.

I HEARD CHOCOLATE WAS GOOD TOO. SHOULD I ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE BEFORE OR AFTER ORAL SEX? OR DURING?

ALL OF THE ABOVE.

THIS IS THE CORRECT MOTORCYCLE.

THE ORAL SEX IS ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT ALSO

DONT SCRIMP ON THAT SHIT, BOYS!

What is with the boys not giving the oral sex?  Maybe it is because you insist on talking too and his tongue only has enough energy for one or the other.  If done right anyways.

Who the hell makes smalltalk during sex?

just because it isn't small doesn't mean it isn't talking.

Well I guess I should rephrase that to who the hell talks during sex? I certainly don't have anything much to say. You said "Maybe it is because you insist on talking too" and that just doesn't make any sense to me. I don't.