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NIGEL IS DRUNK

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 14, 2009, 05:02:14 AM

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Chief Uwachiquen

QUICK. SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB. YOU HAVE ONLY A BANANA, A MATCHSTICK BOX AND DENNIS LEARY TO WORK WITH. WHAT SHOULD DO?

The Johnny


RAPE YOUR DAUGHTER SO THE TERRORIST CONFESSES!!!1
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Squid on November 14, 2009, 05:45:13 AM
Should I play the "office shooter" game?!?

IF DOES INVOLVE JELL-O SHOTS, NO. IF DOES INVOLVE OYSTERS, YES. IF DOES INVOLVE GUNS, NO. IF DOES INVOLVE COMPUTERS, YES.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on November 14, 2009, 05:54:13 AM
QUICK. SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB. YOU HAVE ONLY A BANANA, A MATCHSTICK BOX AND DENNIS LEARY TO WORK WITH. WHAT SHOULD DO?

EAT BANANA. PUT MATCHSTICK IN ASS. RAPE DENNIS LEARY. THE END.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: JohNyx on November 14, 2009, 06:04:00 AM

RAPE YOUR DAUGHTER SO THE TERRORIST CONFESSES!!!1

WRONG THREAD. ALSO NIGEL HAS DAUGHTERS,  :x NO DAUGHTER RAPE IN NIGEL THREAD PLS THX.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Dysnomia

NIGEL THERE'S BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY EARS



IS THAT NORMAL?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 05:46:14 AM
NIGEL I HIT IT WHAT DO I DO NOW?

IF IT DIDN'T RESPOND, PROLAPSE IT. IF IT DID RESPOND, RAPE IT.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Sir Squid Diddimus


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 05:53:41 AM
HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER THOSE



NIGEL


OH HERE IT GOES, HERE IT GOES, HERE IT GOES AGAIN?



SPS,
is kinda drunk too

so much so that she almost confused her EBG identity with PD identity for a second LOL

MAYBE JUST SHOULD CUDDLE NOW.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 06:10:04 AM
NIGEL THERE'S BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY EARS



IS THAT NORMAL?

IS NORMAL UNDER SOME CIRCUMSTANCES

BACK DIAL DOWN FROM 11.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Johnny

<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Chief Uwachiquen

IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH YOUR CLONE IS IT GAY OR MASTURBATION.

Suu

Why can't I fall asleep on this fucking bus?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: JohNyx on November 14, 2009, 06:15:59 AM

WHAT IS YOUR TRUE OPINION OF THE GLFORIOUS DAISY CHAINSAW 111?!?!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rTpV3Fr2eY&feature=player_embedded

I'VE BEEN THAT DRUNK BUT I'M NOT THAT DRUNK RIGHT NOW.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."