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NIGEL IS DRUNK

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 14, 2009, 05:02:14 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

November 14, 2009, 05:02:14 AM
ASK HER ANYTHING.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Dysnomia

#1
November 14, 2009, 05:04:13 AM
NIGEL


SHOULD I HIT IT TONIGHT?


NOT SURE REALLY WHAT IT IS, BUT SHOULD I HIT IT ANYWAYS?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Remington

#2
November 14, 2009, 05:05:20 AM
NIGEL

ON BEHALF OF MEN EVERYWHERE, WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT?
Is it plugged in?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
November 14, 2009, 05:23:38 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 05:04:13 AM
NIGEL


SHOULD I HIT IT TONIGHT?


NOT SURE REALLY WHAT IT IS, BUT SHOULD I HIT IT ANYWAYS?

YES, HIT  THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
November 14, 2009, 05:25:30 AM
Quote from: Sir Remington III on November 14, 2009, 05:05:20 AM
NIGEL

ON BEHALF OF MEN EVERYWHERE, WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT?

WE WANT YOU TO CALL US EVERY DAY AND TEXT US BACK. WE WANT YOU TO AT LEAST APPEAR INTERESTED IN OUR LIVES, AND TO SHOW UP WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL SHOW UP. WE WANT YOU TO STOP WAFFLING AND JUST SAY YOU CAN EITHER SEE US ON A PARTICULAR DAY OR NOT. AND WE WANT YOU TO GIVE US ORAL SEX.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Remington

#5
November 14, 2009, 05:26:57 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 14, 2009, 05:25:30 AM
Quote from: Sir Remington III on November 14, 2009, 05:05:20 AM
NIGEL

ON BEHALF OF MEN EVERYWHERE, WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT?

WE WANT YOU TO CALL US EVERY DAY AND TEXT US BACK. WE WANT YOU TO AT LEAST APPEAR INTERESTED IN OUR LIVES, AND TO SHOW UP WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL SHOW UP. WE WANT YOU TO STOP WAFFLING AND JUST SAY YOU CAN EITHER SEE US ON A PARTICULAR DAY OR NOT. AND WE WANT YOU TO GIVE US ORAL SEX.
I HEARD CHOCOLATE WAS GOOD TOO. SHOULD I ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE BEFORE OR AFTER ORAL SEX? OR DURING?
Is it plugged in?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
November 14, 2009, 05:28:36 AM
Quote from: Sir Remington III on November 14, 2009, 05:26:57 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 14, 2009, 05:25:30 AM
Quote from: Sir Remington III on November 14, 2009, 05:05:20 AM
NIGEL

ON BEHALF OF MEN EVERYWHERE, WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT?

WE WANT YOU TO CALL US EVERY DAY AND TEXT US BACK. WE WANT YOU TO AT LEAST APPEAR INTERESTED IN OUR LIVES, AND TO SHOW UP WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL SHOW UP. WE WANT YOU TO STOP WAFFLING AND JUST SAY YOU CAN EITHER SEE US ON A PARTICULAR DAY OR NOT. AND WE WANT YOU TO GIVE US ORAL SEX.
I HEARD CHOCOLATE WAS GOOD TOO. SHOULD I ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE BEFORE OR AFTER ORAL SEX? OR DURING?

ALL OF THE ABOVE.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#7
November 14, 2009, 05:28:43 AM
Am I in New Hampshire yet? It's fucking dark.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
November 14, 2009, 05:29:55 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 14, 2009, 05:28:43 AM
Am I in New Hampshire yet? It's fucking dark.

NO, YOU ARE NOT IN NEW HAMPSHIRE YET. JUST KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT AND YOU WILL EVENTUALLY RECEIVE A PLEASANT SURPRISE.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#9
November 14, 2009, 05:37:18 AM
Oh hey! I AM in NH! Sweet. Bbl from Vermont.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
November 14, 2009, 05:44:28 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 14, 2009, 05:37:18 AM
Oh hey! I AM in NH! Sweet. Bbl from Vermont.

THAT WASN'T A QUESTION.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#11
November 14, 2009, 05:45:13 AM
Should I play the "office shooter" game?!?

Dysnomia

#12
November 14, 2009, 05:46:14 AM
NIGEL I HIT IT WHAT DO I DO NOW?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Remington

#13
November 14, 2009, 05:49:40 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 05:46:14 AM
NIGEL I HIT IT WHAT DO I DO NOW?
PULL IT
THEN FLICK IT
TWIST IT
THEN SPIN IT


Is it plugged in?

Dysnomia

#14
November 14, 2009, 05:53:41 AM
HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER THOSE



NIGEL


OH HERE IT GOES, HERE IT GOES, HERE IT GOES AGAIN?



SPS,
is kinda drunk too

so much so that she almost confused her EBG identity with PD identity for a second LOL
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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