NIGEL IS DRUNK

[The Good Reverend Roger]

"You the whole thing WHERE???  "

The won't come out, we even tried a plumber's helper.

You need the Plumber and his Helper... for the leverage.

There isn't room.  I would need to take the cage off the bed, and that ain't happening.

Try soap and a rubber spatula.

Pervert.

too late to be reading something that i want to laugh this hard to, almost 4 am and my neighbours must think im crazy. 

My neighbors all hate me with a passion that is so pure, it's almost divine.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Wait, so you could just be hanging out with him in a coffee shop or something, say his name, and make him jizz in his pants? Wouldn't that be kind of to Rude?

I almost let it go

almost

but I couldn't resist.

(and now you know his name)

[LMNO]

Heh,  tempted as I am to try that I think that would be the end of having sex with her ever, and i rather like having sex with her, even if she wants me to talk and suck on her clit at the same time.

Ok, to be honest, what that says to me is that she's one of those women who don't prefer constant stimulation, but would rather have a vacillating series of sensation.

So, switch between the two:

lick, lick, nibble, lick "oh, I love how sweet your pussy tastes." nibble, lick, lick, tickle "god, I can't get enough of you." nibble, nibble, lick, nibble "mmmmmmmmmmmm." (i.e. place your lips on her clit and hum.)



LMNO
-offers help when he can.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Wait, so you could just be hanging out with him in a coffee shop or something, say his name, and make him jizz in his pants? Wouldn't that be kind of to Rude?

I almost let it go

almost

but I couldn't resist.

(and now you know his name)

TBH I was expecting your response to be ""

[Cramulus]

Wait, so you could just be hanging out with him in a coffee shop or something, say his name, and make him jizz in his pants? Wouldn't that be kind of to Rude?

people can actually be conditioned to orgasm on a trigger word. I've heard stories of tre word coming in a conversation out of context and causing hilarious and awkward moments.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Wait, so you could just be hanging out with him in a coffee shop or something, say his name, and make him jizz in his pants? Wouldn't that be kind of to Rude?

people can actually be conditioned to orgasm on a trigger word. I've heard stories of tre word coming in a conversation out of context and causing hilarious and awkward moments.

I need to do this.  To myself.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Heh,  tempted as I am to try that I think that would be the end of having sex with her ever, and i rather like having sex with her, even if she wants me to talk and suck on her clit at the same time.

Ok, to be honest, what that says to me is that she's one of those women who don't prefer constant stimulation, but would rather have a vacillating series of sensation.

So, switch between the two:

lick, lick, nibble, lick "oh, I love how sweet your pussy tastes." nibble, lick, lick, tickle "god, I can't get enough of you." nibble, nibble, lick, nibble "mmmmmmmmmmmm." (i.e. place your lips on her clit and hum.)



LMNO
-offers help when he can.

Sometimes the too full on with the cunnilingus is too much... yes, handy hint thar Alphapance.


go gentle with that shit!

Wait, so you could just be hanging out with him in a coffee shop or something, say his name, and make him jizz in his pants? Wouldn't that be kind of to Rude?

people can actually be conditioned to orgasm on a trigger word. I've heard stories of tre word coming in a conversation out of context and causing hilarious and awkward moments.

how do I manage to do it to someone else? 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Wait, so you could just be hanging out with him in a coffee shop or something, say his name, and make him jizz in his pants? Wouldn't that be kind of to Rude?

I almost let it go

almost

but I couldn't resist.

(and now you know his name)

TBH I was expecting your response to be ""

I almost did... but I couldn't remember if you already knew his name, so I wasn't sure if it was a pun. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Wait, so you could just be hanging out with him in a coffee shop or something, say his name, and make him jizz in his pants? Wouldn't that be kind of to Rude?

people can actually be conditioned to orgasm on a trigger word. I've heard stories of tre word coming in a conversation out of context and causing hilarious and awkward moments.

I need to do this.  To myself.

That's what I was thinking...

[Remington]

We need to all agree on a specific word. Should make the next Discordian meetup more interesting.

[Cramulus]

Wait, so you could just be hanging out with him in a coffee shop or something, say his name, and make him jizz in his pants? Wouldn't that be kind of to Rude?

people can actually be conditioned to orgasm on a trigger word. I've heard stories of tre word coming in a conversation out of context and causing hilarious and awkward moments.

how do I manage to do it to someone else? 

classical conditioning!

it helps if it's in a bdsm context -- you tell someone they're only allowed to get off when they hear that specific word...

after a few weeks of hearing that word right before / during orgasm, they'll have learned it as a Conditioned Response .



then you can try it outside of the bedroom

[Richter]

Wait, so you could just be hanging out with him in a coffee shop or something, say his name, and make him jizz in his pants? Wouldn't that be kind of to Rude?

people can actually be conditioned to orgasm on a trigger word. I've heard stories of tre word coming in a conversation out of context and causing hilarious and awkward moments.

I need to do this.  To myself.

That's what I was thinking...

Use a preposition, figure out how to icy - hot your prostate later.

[Dysnomia]

I'm not the only one who is going to try this am I?

[fomenter]

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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm not the only one who is going to try this am I?

I don't want to try it because I'm afraid that I'll end up conditioned to orgasm every time I hear Space Cowboy's name.

Sort of like the time I got conditioned to burst into tears after orgasm. It took YEARS to train myself out of that.