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I demand a WOMP!
« on: November 14, 2009, 07:08:33 am »
"Kaousuu crosses the Connecticut"
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Re: I demand a WOMP!
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2010, 02:05:09 am »
CRAMULUS!

MY CASTLE I FILLED WITH PIKACHU! AND IT'S ALL UP IN YOUR FACE, BRING IT BITCH!


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Re: I demand a WOMP!
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2010, 02:15:39 am »
so I was just MS-Painting up a reply to suu's original post, but then I saw

Payne posted before you did, you may want to review your awesome post because he fucked up everything.

then as I was replying, he messaged me and he was all like "EHHHHHH" and JESUS I just started thinking about that fucking RIMJOB goblin, Payne. And I got SO fucking PISSED OFF

PAYNE YOU FUCKING SUCK

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ASSHOLES KNOW THIS ,BUT PAYNE AND I LIVE NEXT DOOR TO EACH OTHER IN CASTLES. AND HIS CASTLE IS FUCKING UP MY VIEW OF THE COUNTRYSIDE WITH ITS HALF ASSED SHIT HORSE OVERPRICED SPAG RIDE


LISTEN YOU SMARMY FUCK, HERE ARE MY DEMANDS

BULLDOZE YOUR FUCKING CASTLE THIS WEEK, OR I'M GOING TO BEGIN STAMPING AROUND ON YOUR FRONT LAWN SWINGING AROUND MY DICK AND PISSING ON EVREYTHING shouting IA IA IA IA IA

MY CASTLE IS BETTER THAN YOUR SHIBREAD ONE BALL CASTLE

your castle is guarded by AUTISTIC POKEMON




my castle, CRAMALOT, is guarded by DEADLY AWESOME PTERODACTYLS

« Last Edit: March 10, 2010, 02:17:25 am by Cramulus »

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Re: I demand a WOMP!
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2010, 02:24:53 am »
Oh? Cause I heard Cramalot was totally filled with turd, cause you never flush let alone wipe.

God damn, even my feeble and dead grammy can do that. Sick fucker.


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Re: I demand a WOMP!
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2010, 02:31:58 am »
SHUT YOUR PRETTY LITTLE MOUTH YOU SCRUFFY CANADIAN KOOSH BALL HERDER.

I ONLY TOLD YOU MY CASTLE WAS FILLED WITH SHIT
TO KEEP YOU AWAY
BECAUSE IN TRUTH IT IS FILLED WITH HOT FUTURE BITCHES





WHEREAS YOUR CASTLE, IN CONTRAST, IS FILLED WITH FAT SIDEKICK COSPLAY BITCHES:



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Re: I demand a WOMP!
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2010, 02:33:42 am »
actually now that I think about it, it's not "filled", it only has one.

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Re: I demand a WOMP!
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2010, 02:35:12 am »
I mean, she's filling it up pretty well herself, but still, why kick a dude when he's down?

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Re: I demand a WOMP!
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2010, 02:52:37 am »
What the....
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Re: I demand a WOMP!
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2010, 03:00:28 am »
Cramulus: RB don't listen to Payne, you don't have to give him a handjob
Cramulus: he's going to pretend like you agreed to it
Cramulus: and he'll do it at just the right time when you might say yes
Cramulus: so watch out
Payne: shut up Cram
Payne: don't ruin this for me
NotPublished: =[
Cramulus: lsiten dude I have to warn people, it's immoral not to
Cramulus: you know how moral I am
Payne: Cram
Payne: FUCK YOU
Payne: AND YOUR CASTLE
Cramulus: NO, LISTEN ASS-FOR-A-MOUTH. YOUR CASTLE IS LIKE THE SWEAT RESIDUE ON MY BEER BALLS. MY CASTLE IS LIKE A COOL SUMMER BREEZE
Kel: CRAM
Kel: WTF
Cramulus: what
Kel: how can a castle be like a cool summer breeze?
Kel: IS YOUR CASTLE A DOUCHE?!?!
Cramulus: my castle is refreshing and rejuvinating
Cramulus: whereas Payne's is sweaty and stupid
Cramulus: like a summer ball sack
Cramulus: it's like ball castle
Cramulus: a whole castle made of scrote
Payne: okay
Cramulus: the ramparts are little hairs which are gross
Cramulus: the drawbridge is a dick
Cramulus: and the archway into the castle is a butt
Cramulus: no and then the drawbridge is a tongue
Cramulus: that's Payne's tongue, giving rimjobs to gross sweatly castles
Cramulus: and all the men doing battle on the tongue are the herpes
Cramulus: which he's transmitting to you with his fingers when you read his words. so everybody /ignore Payne because he's giving you IRC herps
NotPublished: But I spread herpes by gazes
Payne: CRAM
Payne: O HATE YOU
RoaringBiscuit: whatever works really, it depends when we have a gig and when you stop being in SH really :)
Cramulus: I think Payne's talking but I can't hear him I'm on ignore
Cramulus: somebody tell Payne that I hate him
Payne: O HATE YOU SO HARD I JUST MADE MY BEIGE CHAIR BROWN
aini [chatzilla@hide-CE996DB0.evdo.leapwireless.net] entered the room.
Cramulus: aini tell Payne I hate him
Payne: well
Cramulus: and that I would wipe my ass with his birth certificate if I could
Cramulus: I'm not talking to him, I have him on ignore, you have to deliver the message
aini: Payne, Cramulus thinks you should stick your head in a giant inflatable colon
Cramulus: thank you aini
aini: Cramulus, Payne says you first\
Cramulus: Payne shut the fuck up nobody wants to hear you yammer on about whatever it is you're talking about
Cramulus: aini you can tell Payne he can take wahtever's being digested in his stomach right now, and pull it out, and move it back in time until it's undigested food, and then intesad of eating it I'll throw it at his stupid face
Cramulus: right before he eats it
Cramulus: i'll throw it all over him
Payne: aini, is Cram talking shit about me again?
Payne: I have him on ognore
Payne: ognore*
RoaringBiscuit: lulz
Payne: dammit
Payne: Ignore*
Cramulus: dude you're so ognorant you can't even spell I-G-N-O-R-E which si what you're on
aini: he's being lulzy
Cramulus: slash ignore. that's what I think of Payne.
Cramulus: slash and then ignore
Cramulus: see what happens
Cramulus: that's what my therapist said
Kel: ha, you're in therapy
Cramulus: yeah I have chronic Payne
He_Is_Risen [Payne@F9AEB83A.1C84AE7B.AA561111.IP] entered the room.
Cramulus: what is this shit, is he in the room twice right now? bullshit
Payne: Cram, you made me burn a garlic bread
Payne: I hate you
Kel: oh the gloves are off now
Payne: that shit is BLACK
Payne: it's CHARCOAL
Payne: and it's your goddamn fault
Cramulus: yessssssssssssss
Cramulus: that was my plan from THE BEGINNING OF THIS THREAD

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Re: I demand a WOMP!
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2010, 04:23:51 am »
holy shit  :lulz:

i poomped

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Re: I demand a WOMP!
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2010, 07:54:46 am »
This whole fread: :lulz: