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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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I'm a monkey's uncle!

Started by East Coast Hustle, November 15, 2009, 03:58:20 PM

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East Coast Hustle

Well, not technically since I am an only child, but my best friend who I have literally known for my entire life (our parents were smuggling partners in the 70's) just had his first kid (that he knows about).

Welcome to the world, Jack Charles Linkey.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Sir Squid Diddimus


rygD

Sometimes they look a little weird when they are new,  with the tiny  body and HUGE head.  Make sure you have all kinds of embarrassing pictures for teasing later on.  That is what uncles are for.
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Quote from: rygD on March 07, 2007, 02:53:03 PM
...nuke Iraq and give it to the Jews...