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The Dumbest Thing I've Done In A Very Long Time

Started by East Coast Hustle, November 16, 2009, 05:40:01 AM

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East Coast Hustle

November 16, 2009, 05:40:01 AM
I've sent out probably 50 resumes in the last 2 weeks, both via email and in person, and spent 2 weeks wondering why NOBODY would call me back. I'm talented and exceptionally qualified with a work ethic that would make a japanese salaryman cry.

then, a few minutes ago as I sat down in front of my computer, I noticed that the open window was the one with my resume on it. Something looked wrong.

I put my fucking old phone number on my resume.

I am sofa king :retard:
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Elder Iptuous

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November 16, 2009, 05:41:47 AM
So, there's some other schmo out there wondering what the deal is with everyone complaining about the job market, since he has people tossing job opportunities out of the blue at him.....

:lulz:

Sir Squid Diddimus

#2
November 16, 2009, 05:45:32 AM
wow. that really sucks bro.
i've done stupid things like that before that cost me some good opportunities.

The Good Reverend Roger

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November 16, 2009, 05:56:01 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 16, 2009, 05:40:01 AM
I've sent out probably 50 resumes in the last 2 weeks, both via email and in person, and spent 2 weeks wondering why NOBODY would call me back. I'm talented and exceptionally qualified with a work ethic that would make a japanese salaryman cry.

then, a few minutes ago as I sat down in front of my computer, I noticed that the open window was the one with my resume on it. Something looked wrong.

I put my fucking old phone number on my resume.

I am sofa king :retard:

Wow.

If it's any consolation, when I was back in Chicago I left my resume in the fax machine at work.
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Dysfunctional Cunt

#4
November 16, 2009, 03:27:49 PM
Send a follow up letter saying your number was hacked or something and this ###### is your new number.  You apologize for the inconvenience but appreciate their consideration!

Then smack yourself a few times upside the head for having a DUH moment!!!

Cramulus

#5
November 16, 2009, 04:22:43 PM
awww dude - I really feel bad for ya. Job hunting sucks balls enough without having to blame yourself for the unringing phone.
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