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I'm surrounded by teenage boys who won't go to sleep.

Started by AFK, November 18, 2009, 05:06:41 AM

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AFK

November 18, 2009, 05:06:41 AM
Ask me anything.

Then pummel me with a shovel, please!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Lies

#1
November 18, 2009, 05:08:43 AM
Tried Rohypnol?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Bu🤠ns

#2
November 18, 2009, 05:10:23 AM
Are they related to my 3 year old who won't go to sleep?

AFK

#3
November 18, 2009, 05:11:03 AM
That might run contrary, ever so slightly, to the subject matter of the training.   :wink:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#4
November 18, 2009, 05:11:46 AM
Quote from: Burns on November 18, 2009, 05:10:23 AM
Are they related to my 3 year old who won't go to sleep?

Maybe.  Is he also entertaining his friends by seeing how loud he can pass gas?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Bu🤠ns

#5
November 18, 2009, 05:15:14 AM
YUP!

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She loves pickle slices.

Lies

#6
November 18, 2009, 05:15:54 AM Last Edit: November 18, 2009, 05:22:33 AM by Lysergic
Quote from: R W H N on November 18, 2009, 05:11:03 AM
That might run contrary, ever so slightly, to the subject matter of the training.   :wink:

I meant for you. Better then a pummeling with a shovel, I would imagine.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

AFK

#7
November 18, 2009, 05:17:41 AM
I dunno, I think I might be good with either at this point. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nast

#8
November 18, 2009, 08:16:24 AM
The rule of thumb in these situations is to bribe them with porn.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Triple Zero

#9
November 18, 2009, 10:03:53 AM
Quote from: R W H N on November 18, 2009, 05:11:03 AM
That might run contrary, ever so slightly, to the subject matter of the training.   :wink:

Das Zweck heiligt der Mittel, or, the cure is the disease? ;-)
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Cramulus

#10
November 18, 2009, 03:42:31 PM
Dutch



Ovens






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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#11
November 18, 2009, 03:43:47 PM
Quote from: R W H N on November 18, 2009, 05:06:41 AM
Ask me anything.

Then pummel me with a shovel, please!

Pass the whiskey bottle around a couple times, they'll be sleeping like babies.  :lulz:

j/k
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Richter

#12
November 18, 2009, 05:24:25 PM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on November 18, 2009, 08:16:24 AM
The rule of thumb in these situations is to bribe them with porn.

It's hard to sleep to the sound of one hand fapping.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Roaring Biscuit!

#13
November 18, 2009, 08:59:23 PM
QuoteI'm surrounded by teenage boys who won't go to sleep. 

QuoteThe rule of thumb in these situations is to bribe them with porn.

...

....

:horrormirth:

Mangrove

#14
November 18, 2009, 10:10:53 PM
Order them to sleep and if they don't comply, then 'bore' them with tales about your years in the priesthood.

:wink:
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