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Texas bans all marriage.

Started by Epimetheus, November 19, 2009, 03:52:25 AM

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Elder Iptuous

#30
November 19, 2009, 05:40:15 PM
I, for one, (esp. as a Texan) support this correct interpretation of the law.
No business for the state to be involved in the institution of marriage.
i suggest that other states follow suit in this ban on State creation or recognition of marriage!

The Good Reverend Roger

#31
November 19, 2009, 06:22:48 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on November 19, 2009, 05:52:51 AM
I concede defeat.

Who are you, and what have you done with Requia?
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#32
November 19, 2009, 06:27:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2009, 06:22:48 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on November 19, 2009, 05:52:51 AM
I concede defeat.

Who are you, and what have you done with Requia?

Our little girl is growing up!  :cry:
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#33
November 19, 2009, 06:48:58 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on November 19, 2009, 05:40:15 PM
I, for one, (esp. as a Texan) support this correct interpretation of the law.
No business for the state to be involved in the institution of marriage.
i suggest that other states follow suit in this ban on State creation or recognition of marriage!


This.


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Cain

#34
November 19, 2009, 06:53:23 PM
I think Texas should hire Chuck Norris to go around and forcibly seperate everyone who has gotten married there, ever.

It's the only reasonable option.

Elder Iptuous

#35
November 19, 2009, 08:52:50 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 19, 2009, 06:53:23 PM
I think Texas should hire Chuck Norris to go around and forcibly seperate everyone who has gotten married there, ever.

It's the only reasonable option.

My wife and i took this future possibility into consideration and had Chuck officiate the wedding by dressing up as Jeezus, TX Ranger, and make us swear on our assault rifles that we were, in fact, one man and one woman.
he assured us that there would be no roundhouse kicks in our future...

East Coast Hustle

#36
November 19, 2009, 11:59:55 PM
doesn't mean he can't punch you with his chin-fist.
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Elder Iptuous

#37
November 20, 2009, 03:09:54 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 19, 2009, 11:59:55 PM
doesn't mean he can't punch you with his chin-fist.

fuck.
i knew i forgot a clause in the contract...

also, this was a fun one to use at the office today.
cubemate was talking about first time home buyers tax credit thing and was wondering if his fiance owning a home meant that he had to buy the house before he got married in order to qualify.  i informed him that he couldn't get married anyways.  problem solved.
I also informed another cube dweller that the child he is expecting in January will, in fact, be a bastard...

Cait M. R.

#38
November 21, 2009, 01:54:19 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on November 20, 2009, 03:09:54 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 19, 2009, 11:59:55 PM
doesn't mean he can't punch you with his chin-fist.

fuck.
i knew i forgot a clause in the contract...

also, this was a fun one to use at the office today.
cubemate was talking about first time home buyers tax credit thing and was wondering if his fiance owning a home meant that he had to buy the house before he got married in order to qualify.  i informed him that he couldn't get married anyways.  problem solved.
I also informed another cube dweller that the child he is expecting in January will, in fact, be a bastard...
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