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An Interview with the Good Reverend Roger

Started by Z Magazine, June 24, 2004, 08:36:23 AM

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Starship, take me

#30
November 27, 2006, 11:13:01 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 24, 2004, 09:32:43 AM
Pipe comes out of the wall, towards the urinal, and makes a 90 degree turn towards the urinal.  At that turn, you will see one of three things...a shiny metal cover (looking like part of the pipe), what appears to be a plug, or a slot.

They're all the same.  Remove the metal cover with a screwdriver (just pry the bugger off), or remove the plug (this is harder, as you will need two tools, rather than just a pocket screwdriver).  Either way, you wind up with a bronze piece with a slot.

This is the needle valve.  To turn OFF all water to the urinal, turn it clockwise.  To ramp UP the pressure, turn it counter-clockwise.

Ramping up the pressure will have one of two effects, based on the CFM of the water supply.  If the CFM is low, the next person to flush will have piss on their shoes.  If it is high, they'll get it in the face.

Thus endeth the lesson.

Bumped for great geysers of LAIL.
Extraction of Agent Starship in progress...

Have the Orbital Platforms on Standby, please

East Coast Hustle

#31
November 27, 2006, 02:03:30 PM
indeed!

ECH,
will be getting to Logan Intl. a few hour early
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Starship, take me

#32
November 28, 2006, 05:25:22 PM
I just found two urinals in my area where the bronze "needle valve" is completely exposed.  No need to pry off a cover.

:mrgreen:
Extraction of Agent Starship in progress...

Have the Orbital Platforms on Standby, please

The Good Reverend Roger

#33
November 29, 2006, 04:56:14 AM
Many of them are like that.

Means the toilet has been repaired in the past.

Time to repair it again, no?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#34
March 28, 2007, 09:24:49 PM
Bump cos' I miss Efrim. :(
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#35
March 29, 2007, 12:32:27 PM
Where the hell is the mean hippie these days?

The Good Reverend Roger

#36
March 29, 2007, 05:49:26 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 29, 2007, 12:32:27 PM
Where the hell is the mean hippie these days?

Last I heard, he was finishing Uni to become a history teacher.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#37
March 30, 2007, 07:17:15 PM
Well, at least he survived Poland.

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
March 30, 2007, 07:18:30 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 30, 2007, 07:17:15 PM
Well, at least he survived Poland.

Yep. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lies

#39
March 30, 2007, 07:35:29 PM
You know, this is the second time I've seen your little "piping" trick explained, but alas, I'm still having trouble grasping the picture in my head, although I haven't gone out of my way yet to find such plumbing fixtures in the neighbourhood. Perhaps you could make a video showing how this is done?

Or if not, doesn't matter, I'm really just wondering if the plumbing fixtures we have here are the same as anywhere else for this trick to be effective, and having a video/picture will show me the answer to my question.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Good Reverend Roger

#40
March 30, 2007, 07:43:26 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 30, 2007, 07:35:29 PM
You know, this is the second time I've seen your little "piping" trick explained, but alas, I'm still having trouble grasping the picture in my head, although I haven't gone out of my way yet to find such plumbing fixtures in the neighbourhood. Perhaps you could make a video showing how this is done?

Or if not, doesn't matter, I'm really just wondering if the plumbing fixtures we have here are the same as anywhere else for this trick to be effective, and having a video/picture will show me the answer to my question.

Lemme break out the digital camera.

Might be a week or two, though.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lies

#41
March 30, 2007, 07:54:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 30, 2007, 07:43:26 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 30, 2007, 07:35:29 PM
You know, this is the second time I've seen your little "piping" trick explained, but alas, I'm still having trouble grasping the picture in my head, although I haven't gone out of my way yet to find such plumbing fixtures in the neighbourhood. Perhaps you could make a video showing how this is done?

Or if not, doesn't matter, I'm really just wondering if the plumbing fixtures we have here are the same as anywhere else for this trick to be effective, and having a video/picture will show me the answer to my question.

Lemme break out the digital camera.

Might be a week or two, though.

Sweet, thanks Rog :) I'm sure no matter how long you take it'll be worth the wait.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Good Reverend Roger

#42
November 13, 2009, 09:39:58 PM
I miss Efrim (Z Mag).  :sad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#43
November 15, 2009, 01:28:36 AM
Lys, you're in the wrong hemisphere. All your plumbings are backward.

Rog, I just want you to know that I've used this information to glorious effect over the past couple of years, especially on road trips at Flying J travel centers full of dirty transient hippie hitchhikers and mormon truckers.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cainad (dec.)

#44
November 17, 2009, 02:52:47 AM
Thanks to this thread, I've just acquired some incredibly hilarious knowledge. Thanks a lot, TGRR!
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