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Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!

Started by AFK, November 23, 2009, 06:31:21 PM

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November 23, 2009, 06:31:21 PM
The ancient Japanese leader lost his legs in a logging accident, and became a sawed-off Shogun.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

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November 23, 2009, 06:32:23 PM
Is it true that several of the justices on the Supreme Court refer to their homes as 'legal pads'?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
November 23, 2009, 06:32:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 23, 2009, 06:31:21 PM
The ancient Japanese leader lost his legs in a logging accident, and became a sawed-off Shogun.

i cant stand it
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#3
November 23, 2009, 06:34:07 PM
The evil onion had many lairs.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#4
November 23, 2009, 06:34:46 PM
Hey, what do they call potatoes in Boston?

Tubas
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#5
November 23, 2009, 06:35:34 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 23, 2009, 06:31:21 PM
The ancient Japanese leader lost his legs in a logging accident, and became a sawed-off Shogun.

I heard he was very happy the accident wasn't worse... he could have been a half-cocked sawed-off Shogun.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

AFK

#6
November 23, 2009, 06:36:55 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 23, 2009, 06:35:34 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 23, 2009, 06:31:21 PM
The ancient Japanese leader lost his legs in a logging accident, and became a sawed-off Shogun.

I heard he was very happy the accident wasn't worse... he could have been a half-cocked sawed-off Shogun.

They say he just had a blank stare on his face, and he later admitted feeling like an empty shell inside. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Salty

#7
November 23, 2009, 06:38:22 PM
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Cuz if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagles.

Wait. Is that a pun or just a really bad yoke?


:horrormirth:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#8
November 23, 2009, 06:39:27 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 23, 2009, 06:36:55 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 23, 2009, 06:35:34 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 23, 2009, 06:31:21 PM
The ancient Japanese leader lost his legs in a logging accident, and became a sawed-off Shogun.

I heard he was very happy the accident wasn't worse... he could have been a half-cocked sawed-off Shogun.

They say he just had a blank stare on his face, and he later admitted feeling like an empty shell inside. 

Well, he wouldn't have survived at all if he hadn't been from such good stock...
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

AFK

#9
November 23, 2009, 06:40:39 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 23, 2009, 06:38:22 PM
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Cuz if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagles.

Wait. Is that a pun or just a really bad yoke?


:horrormirth:

Anyone can make that oxccident. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Lies

#10
November 23, 2009, 06:43:50 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 23, 2009, 06:36:55 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 23, 2009, 06:35:34 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 23, 2009, 06:31:21 PM
The ancient Japanese leader lost his legs in a logging accident, and became a sawed-off Shogun.

I heard he was very happy the accident wasn't worse... he could have been a half-cocked sawed-off Shogun.

They say he just had a blank stare on his face, and he later admitted feeling like an empty shell inside. 

Still, he was happy he could still bang his wife.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Salty

#11
November 23, 2009, 06:48:14 PM
Is it years of conditioning meant to avoid them, or just a lack of knack that makes me find this thread not punny at all?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
November 23, 2009, 06:50:33 PM
I find these puns (excepting the first one) to be somewhat forced and substandard.

All of you retards may now punch yourself in the balls.

ETA:  Lys's response was pretty good, too.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#13
November 23, 2009, 06:50:46 PM
I'm having some trouble gauging the level of humor in this thread.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

AFK

#14
November 23, 2009, 06:51:05 PM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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