Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!

Started by AFK, November 23, 2009, 06:31:21 PM

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Suu

#30
November 23, 2009, 08:27:14 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 23, 2009, 07:01:07 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 23, 2009, 06:59:38 PM
To be fair, it's my first thyme playing this game.

Some advice, Herb puns are currently out of season.

That was rather sage of you.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#31
November 23, 2009, 08:28:40 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 23, 2009, 08:27:14 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 23, 2009, 07:01:07 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 23, 2009, 06:59:38 PM
To be fair, it's my first thyme playing this game.

Some advice, Herb puns are currently out of season.

That was rather sage of you.

I know, its' not all that cumin for me to provide such advice...
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Suu

#32
November 24, 2009, 03:04:35 AM
Two bacteria walk into a bar. Bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The bacteria reply "But we work here, we're staph!"
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Johnny

#33
November 24, 2009, 04:06:08 AM

If a nancy version of Garfield was played in ancient greece... the dog would be Odiepuss.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Lies

#34
November 24, 2009, 07:35:57 AM
Did you hear about the lame and blind puppy that got thrown off a boat by the military?

They said he was a no good, salty sea dog. 
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

BabylonHoruv

#35
November 26, 2009, 12:25:28 AM
So a piece of string walks into a bar, get drunk, gets in a fight, the bartender kicks him out and tells him never to come back.

Next day the piece of string ties himself in a knot, messes up his ends, and comes back in;  The bartender looks at him and says "Hey, aren't you the piece of string i kicked out of here last night?"  The string says "No, I'm a frayed knot"
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Suu

#36
November 26, 2009, 12:32:01 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 26, 2009, 12:25:28 AM
So a piece of string walks into a bar, get drunk, gets in a fight, the bartender kicks him out and tells him never to come back.

Next day the piece of string ties himself in a knot, messes up his ends, and comes back in;  The bartender looks at him and says "Hey, aren't you the piece of string i kicked out of here last night?"  The string says "No, I'm a frayed knot"

:x
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#37
November 30, 2009, 02:50:24 PM
What did the police officer say to the jenkem dealer?

Urine deep shit now!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#38
November 30, 2009, 04:26:09 PM
What did the atom say to the other atom when asked what he was doing on vacation?

He said he was going fission.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Iason Ouabache

#39
November 30, 2009, 10:30:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 30, 2009, 04:26:09 PM
What did the atom say to the other atom when asked what he was doing on vacation?

He said he was going fission.
Two atoms are walking down the street. One says to the other "On no, I've just lost an electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive!"
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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