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Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!

Started by AFK, November 23, 2009, 06:31:21 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
November 23, 2009, 06:52:26 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 23, 2009, 06:50:46 PM
I'm having some trouble gauging the level of humor in this thread.

I have come to expect clever plays on words, not mangling of the language in such a heavy-handed way.  There's no subtlety.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#16
November 23, 2009, 06:53:26 PM
Did you hear about the pregnant comedian?

She had a pun in the oven...
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

East Coast Hustle

#17
November 23, 2009, 06:53:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2009, 06:52:26 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 23, 2009, 06:50:46 PM
I'm having some trouble gauging the level of humor in this thread.

I have come to expect clever plays on words, not mangling of the language in such a heavy-handed way.  There's no subtlety.

...u c what I did thar?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

#18
November 23, 2009, 06:55:52 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 23, 2009, 06:43:50 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 23, 2009, 06:36:55 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 23, 2009, 06:35:34 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 23, 2009, 06:31:21 PM
The ancient Japanese leader lost his legs in a logging accident, and became a sawed-off Shogun.

I heard he was very happy the accident wasn't worse... he could have been a half-cocked sawed-off Shogun.

They say he just had a blank stare on his face, and he later admitted feeling like an empty shell inside. 

Still, he was happy he could still bang his wife.

Lucky for her, he only shot blanks.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
November 23, 2009, 06:56:27 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 23, 2009, 06:53:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2009, 06:52:26 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 23, 2009, 06:50:46 PM
I'm having some trouble gauging the level of humor in this thread.

I have come to expect clever plays on words, not mangling of the language in such a heavy-handed way.  There's no subtlety.

...u c what I did thar?

Slipped right past me for the very reason I described.  :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#20
November 23, 2009, 06:57:33 PM
Admit it old man, you're having a blast.

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
November 23, 2009, 06:58:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 23, 2009, 06:57:33 PM
Admit it old man, you're having a blast.

I admit nothing!  NOTHING, DO YOU HEAR ME?

TGRR,
Gonna asplode.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#22
November 23, 2009, 06:59:38 PM
To be fair, it's my first thyme playing this game.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Lies

#23
November 23, 2009, 07:00:09 PM
Yeah, these puns are rather corny and I've had an earful of them, although something does pop to mind, but its nothing a-Maize-ing.

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

AFK

#24
November 23, 2009, 07:00:44 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 23, 2009, 06:59:38 PM
To be fair, it's my first thyme playing this game.

You're just trying to curry favor. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#25
November 23, 2009, 07:01:07 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 23, 2009, 06:59:38 PM
To be fair, it's my first thyme playing this game.

Some advice, Herb puns are currently out of season.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

AFK

#26
November 23, 2009, 07:02:26 PM
Why don't vultures travel in airplanes?

Because of the carrion limits.   
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Lies

#27
November 23, 2009, 07:13:50 PM
Hear about this new weapon that stuns people with laughter?

It's called a pun-gun.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

P3nT4gR4m

#28
November 23, 2009, 07:36:45 PM
I'm trying to lay off you in that other fread cos I like you but this kinda shit isn't exactly providing incentive :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark
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