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So, re-saw xmen2

Started by LMNO, February 24, 2012, 05:42:23 AM

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If Jean Grey is so freakin powerful, why isn't she lifting the jet WHY SHE'S STILL INSIDE IT????

Freeky

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 24, 2012, 05:42:23 AM
If Jean Grey is so freakin powerful, why isn't she lifting the jet WHY SHE'S STILL INSIDE IT????

BECAUSE IT WOULDNT HAVE ALLOWED FOR A SHOCKING PLOT TWIST AND SHE KNEW IT.

I'm almost positive characters in movies are written to know they're in a movie, and know if there's going to be a sequel and whether or not they'll be in it.  Just look at horror movies!  Any normal person wouldn't go down in the dark, scary cellar alone, but there are conventions that have to be met, and the character KNOWS that. 

LMNO


Freeky

Oh shit, every standard movie character ever reads that Tropes site.

SECRET ROONT.

Luna

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 24, 2012, 05:42:23 AM
If Jean Grey is so freakin powerful, why isn't she lifting the jet WHY SHE'S STILL INSIDE IT????

Because THAT is how they did it in the comic.  And they couldn't follow the actual comic in the movie...

Besides, it wasn't a jet, she was on her way back from space, and cosmic radiation and shit.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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This is fairly old, but I'm told it sums up the Jean Gray business pretty well.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/219810
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Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."